User: SONDHRAJ

Jo Sab Dete H Wo Hum Nahi
Denge Pyar Jab Bhi Denge
Kam Nahi Denge Yakeen Na Ho
To Aazma Lena Mere Dost Zndgi
Me Kabi Tumhe Gam Nahi Denge.

Mohabbat Har Insaan Ko
Aazmati Hai, Kisi Se Rooth
Jaati Hai Par Kisi Pe
Muskurati Hai, Mohabbat
Khel Hi Aisa Hai, Kisi Ka
Kuch Nahi Jaata Kisi Ka
Sab Kuch Chala Jaata Hai.

Pyaar Karke Jatayein Ye
Jaruri To Nahi, Yaad Karke
Koi Bataye Ye Jaruri To Nahi,
Rone Wala To Dil Me Hi Ro
Leta Hai, Aankh Me Aansoon
Aayein Ye Jaruri To Nahi.

Gadha Jo Khaaye Wo Ghaas
Ho Tum, Buddhe Ka Chyawanpraash
Ho Tum, Idiot, Stupid,
Bakwaas Ho Tum, Par Jo Bhi Ho!
Yaar! Dost Jhakaas Ho Tum..!!!

Arz Hai..
Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhund
Lo Darji..

Wah Wah..

Ershad Ershad..

Ki Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhund
Lo Darji.. Aur
Nangu Pungu Ghumna Ho To,
Aapki Marji! :P

Ekbar Ek Sharabi Ja Raha
Tha Achanak Kichchad Me
Gir Gaya Itneme Bijli
Chamki Sharabi Bola He
Bhagwan Ek To Kichchad
Me Gira Diya Aur Photo
Bhi Khinch Liya.

Dost Ruthe To Rab Ruthe,
Fir Ruthe To Jag Chhute,
Agar Fir Ruthe Dil Tute,
Aur Agar Fir Ruthe?
Nikal Danda
Maar Sale Ko Jab Tak Danda Na Tute.

Sir: Wo Teen Words Batao
Jo Subse Jyada Bole Jate Hain ?

Student: Mujhe Nahi Pata….
Sir: Shaabash Beta, Baith Jao..!

Girl: Paros Wali Aunty Mujhe
Bohat Tang Karti Theen..
Jab B Kisi Ki Shadi Hoti Wo
Mere Gaal Kheench K Kehti
"Ab Tumhari Bari Hai"

Phir Maine Un Ki Ye Aadat
Khatam Karwa Di.

Friend: Kaise ?
Girl: Jab Koi Mar Jata Tou Main
Un K Gaal Kheench K Kehti..
"Ab Aap Ki Bari Hai"

Aapko Humse Kabhi Khone
Nahi Denge, Aapko Mujh Se
Alag Hone Nahi Denge, Kabhi
Sms Bhi Kar Dia Kro Warna,
Aankh Mein Mirchi Dal Denge
Aur Dhone Bhi Nahi Denge.

Munna Bhai

Are Circit Yeh Doctor Log
Operation Se Pahle Patient
Ko Behosh Kiyon Karte Hai

Circit

Bhai Bole To Patient
Operaton Sikh Jayega To