User: N JOY

A Very Good News For You...
Vodafone Ka Kutta Margaya.
So There Is A Vacancy For
You, For More Information
Dial 123 & Say "Bhow Bhow"...:-p

I Am Not Your Lover,
But I Love You.
I Am Not Your Famaly,
But I Care For You.
I Am Not Your Blood Relation,
But I Am Rady To Share Your Pain,
Bcoz I'm Your Friend...

Khas To Apne Banaya Hume,
Warna Hum Kis Kabil Hai...
Hume Janne Lage H Log Qki
Ab Apjo Hamari Zindagi
Me Shamil Hai....

Aapko Miss Karna Meri Hobby.
Aapka Khayal Rakhna Mera Job.
Aapko Khush Rakhna Mera Sapna.
Aapke Liya Dua Karna Meri Duty.
Aur Apko Tang Karna Mera Farz...

I Pray For "You" A Life That
Truly Deserve, A Life As Good
As Your Heart, A Life As Bright
As Your Smile,
And
A Life As Wanderful As "You"...

Ramesh Ki Shadi Ek Nurse Se
Ho Gai! Umesh Ne Ramesh Se
Puccha: Zindagi Kaisi Gujar
Rahi He???
Ramesh: Pucch Mat Yar! Jabtak
Sister Na Kahu Kisi Bhi
Baat Ka Jabab Hi Nahi Deti He...!!!:-)

1 Day Sea Asked To River,
"How Long Will You Keep
Entering Into My Salty Heart???"
River Replyed:
"Untill U Become Sweet...!"

Yeh Dosti Dill Se Nibhayenge
Hum, Aapke Dill Me Bas Jayenge
Hum, Iss Tarha Yeh Rista
Nibhayemge Hum, Ki Aapko Hamesha
Yaad Aayenge Hum...!

"Always Make Your Absence
Felt, In Such A Way That
Sumbody Misses You. But Let
Not Learning To Live Without You"

Love Come On Its Own,
But It Only Grows If You
Care Fore It... Never Hurt
People Who Love You A Lot,
Bcz They Wont Hurt U Back
Probably Leave You Forever...!

Music Teacher Asked:
What Is Your Favorite
Musical Instrument???
Cute Reply From Kid:
The School Bell At Last Period...!:-)