User: sakshi252

2 Judwa Bachche,
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1st Hans Ke Lot Pot Ho Raha Tha, .
2nd Udaas Tha,
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Dad: Tum Itna Kyun Hans Rahe
Ho,
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Son: Mummy Ne Itni Thand Mein
Dono Bar
Isi Ko
Nehla Diya.
Hahaha :P :D

Santa Mitti Khod Raha Tha.
Banta: Ye Kya Kar Raha Hai?
Santa: Dadaji Kehte Hai
K Maine Unka
Naam Mitti Me Milaya Hai.
Wahi Dhund Raha Hu.

Santa: Mujhe To Aankhe Band
Karne Par
B Dikhayi Deta Hai
Banta: Acha! Kya Dikhta Hai?
Santa: Andhera!

Railway Interview
Interviewer- Agar Do Gaadiyan Ek
Line Pe Aa Gayi To Kya Karoge
Santa- Jee Red Light Dikhaunga
Interviewer- Red Light Na Ho To
Santa- Torch Dekhaunga
Interviewer- Torch Na Ho To
Santa- Apni Red Shirt Utaar Kar
Dikhaunga
Interviewer- Shirt Bhi Red Na Huyi
To
Santa- Fir M Apne Bua K Ladke
Papuu Ko Bulaunga
Interviewer - Wo Kyu?
Santa- Jee Usne Kabhi Traino Ki
Takkar Nahi Dekhi.

Santa: Ek Aur Ek Ko Kaise
Jode Ki Teen Ho Gaye.?
Banta: Simple Hai Re Dono Ka
Nikah Kara Do.

Banta- Yaar Santa Tu Apen
Colege Ka Naam Subse Alag
Rkhana.
Santa Ne College Ka Naam
Rakha.
Santa Singh Girl College 4
Boy's.

Apko Pataa Hai Ki Popkorn Ko
Garm Tave Par Rakhane Par Wo
Uchlte Kyo He...?
Nahi Pata ?
Kabhi Khud Baith Kar Dekhna,
Pata Chal Jayega...
Jay

Gabbar- Are O Sambha Sms
Pdhne Wala Sundr H Ya Bndar..
Sambha- Sarkr Agr Like Kiya To
Sundr H, Nahi Kiya To Bandar
Hai...abhi Pata Chal Jayega..
izzat Ka Sawal H.

Munna Bhai;
Agar Maa Ko English Me
Mom Khete He To Maa Ki
Badi Behen Aur Choti Behen Ko
Kya Bolenge?
Circuit; Simple Hai Bhai
Maximom & Minimom.

Narak Me Sadhu Ko Apsara Ke
Sath Dance Karte Dekh.
Adami: Sadhu Ki Saza Itni
Mazedar Kyo?
Yamraj: Ye Mahatma Ki Nahi
Apsara Ki Saza Hai.

Wo Chat Per Aye To Hum
Barish Ki Dua Mangain Ge..
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Suna Hai Wo Geele Kapry Foran
Utar Deti Hai..
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Rassi Se Yaar..
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Apkii Soch Ko B Slaam...