User: Gultion raaz

Yun Na Kisi K Dil Se Khelo,
Yun Na Kisi K Dil Se Khelo
Jab Sms Hi Nahi Karna Hai
To Mobile Bech Kar Radio
Hi Lelo..

Love Is Like A Alpenlebe
Ji Lal Chaye, Raha Na Jaye
But
Marriage Is Like A Cloroment
D00bara Mat Puchhna.

Advice Of Dentist
Treat Ur Grlfrnd Like
A Toothbrush Don't Let
Any Body Else Use It
And Get A New One
Every Three Month

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R U Looking For Answer
Ye Haath Me Narial Hai Kya?

Teacher:
What Is Different Between
Problem & Challenge

Student:
3 Boy + 1 Girl = Problem
3 Girl + 1 Boy = Challenge

Jelor To Prisoner B4 Hang
What Is Ur Last Choice
'I Want To Eat Mango'
Bt Its Too Late To Its Season
Its Ok, I Can Wait.

Kisi Ne Dil Badal Liye Kisi
Ne Dhadkan Badal Liye Aapko
Badalne Ke Liye Kuchh Na
Mila To Mandir Jakar Chappal
Badal Liye..!

A Mad: Mai Is Duniya Ko Mita Dunga
Mita Dunga
Mita Dunga
2nd Mad: Mai Tujhe Ereaser
Hi Nahi Danga.. Hi Hi Hi

Gold Rates Keep On Increasing
Day By Day So Be careful. 1
Day It May Kidnap U Bcz U
Are A Person With 24
Carrete Golden Hrt..