User: SMARTDIL

Added 10 years ago

RESULT AGER ACHCHA HO:
Maa: Bhagwan Ki Kripa Hai.
Papa: Beta Kiska Hai.
Dost: Chal Daaru Peete Hain.

RESULT AGAR BURA HO:
Maa: Aag Lage Is Mobile Main.
Papa: Laad Pyar Ne Bigaad Diya.
Dost: Chal Daaru Peete Hain.

LOVE MAIN FAIL HONE PER:
Maa: Beta Bhool Ja Usko.
Papa: Mardban.
Dost: Chal Daaru Peete Hain.

~Moral-DOST KABHI NAI BADALTE HAI.

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Ek Aurat Bache Ke Liye Ro Rahi Thi
Ek Engg Ne Rone Ki Wajah Puchi
Aurat Ne Kaha K Mera Bacha Bimar
Hai Aur Dawa K Liye Paise Nahi Hai
Engg Ne 1000 Ka Note Diya Aur
Kaha Jao Dawa Lelo Aur 100 Ka
Dudh Bhi Le Lena Baki Paise
Mujhe Wapis De Dena Aurat
Thodi Der Bad Dawa Or Dudh Le
Ayi Baki 650 Rs Engineer Ko Wapis
Kar Diye Engg Khush Hua Aur Sochne
Laga Ki Neki
Kabhi Zaya Nahi Jati..
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Doctor Ko Fees Mil Gayi,
Bache Ko Dawa Mil Gayi Aur
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Mera Nakli Note Bhi Chal Gaya

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Girl Janu Tum Mujhe Apni Diamond
Ring Dedo, Isko Dekh Kar Tumhe
Yad Kiya Karungi.
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Boy: Yad Toh Tum Waise Bhi Kar Sakti Ho.
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Girl: Woh Kaise?
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Boy: Yeh Soch Kar Ki Maine Diamond
Ring Maangi Thi
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Par Kaminey Ne Di Nehi...;-)

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Added 10 years ago

Jab Aapki Girlfriend Aapse Bole
“Tum Bahut Acche Ho, Tumheto
Koi Bhi Mil Jaayegi”
To Mere Bhaiyo Ye Samajh Lo
Usko Koi Aur Mil Gaya Hai.

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Added 10 years ago

College Life:
Wallet He, Paise Nahi.
Lecture He, Attendance Nahi.
Cell He, Balance Nahi.
Frands He, Lovernahi
Exam He, Tension Nahi
Padhna He, Par Saala Mood Nahi....

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Professor To Student: Jo Dusray
Koapni Bat Na Samjha Sakay Wo
Gadha Hota Hai...
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Student: Sir Kya Matlab Mein
Samjha Nahi. :P

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Added 10 years ago

Why All Hates Cid?
Jus Check It.
Lady: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
Daya: Kya ?? Rahul Tumhara Bhai
Tha ??
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Lady: Haan, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
Abhijeet: Rahul Sach Me Tumhara
Bhai Tha ??
Lady: Ha Sir...wo Mera Bhai Tha
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Acp: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum
Rahul Ki Behen Ho ....:P

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A Girl Cheak Her Weight=58kg,
Remove Sandels=56kg,
Then Dupatta=54kg
Now Coins Finished......


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A Boy In A Q Behind Her Said
Ü Carry On"",
I Have Coins.

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Santa: Will U Marry, After I Die.
Wife: No I Will Live With My Sister.

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Wife: Will U Marry, After I Die.
Santa: No I Will Also Live With Ur Sister.

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Santa Sent Sms To His Boss:
Me Sick, No Work
Boss Sms Back:
When I Am Sick I Kiss
My Wife Try It
2 Hours Later Santa Sms 2 Boss:
Me Ok, Ur Wife Very Sweet

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Santa Apne Bete Pappu Ka Math
Ka Test Le Raha Hota Hai.
Santa: Beta 5 Ke Baad Kya Aata
Hai?
Pappu: 6, 7
Santa: Wah Mera Beta To Bohat
Hoshiyaar Hai, Aur 6, 7 Ke Baad?
Pappu: 8, 9, 10
Santa: Kya Baat Hai Beta Aur Uske
Baad?
Pappu: Gulam, Begum, Badshaah

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