Attitude SMS

Jab Online Mai Aaun Chatting Ki Line Lage, Jab Offline Ho
Jaau Sab Waiting Me Rehte, Meri Ek Tag Ko Munde 100
Baar Share Kar De, Mere Khane Peene Tak Ki Haaye Kitni
Care Kar De, Ho Naughty Beh Gaya Nervous Ban Jaye Mera
Status, Har Baat Post Kar Dena Ban Gaya Hai Mera Business,
Deewano Ki Pehli Nazar Me Chadi Mai Hu Selfie Queen,
Like Karo 100 Baar Mai Hu Selfie Kudi Karlo Comment Hazar!

Meri Ek Butter Flying Kiss Pe Flying Jet Ke Bane Kisse,
Meri Ek Hi Farmaish Pe Dede Jaan Kahungi Jis Se, Mai
Jo Post Me Love You Likh Du Mere Aashiq Lad Marte,
Mai To Naam Kisi Ka Lu Na Sab Khud Me Sabar Karte,
Dil Vil Kitne Jane Delete Kiya Hai Maine, Kitne
Majnu RanjheYu Treat Kiya Hai Maine, Yaha
Aashiqo Ki Hai Kisko Padi Mai Hu Selfie Queen, Like
Karo 100 Baar Mai Hu Selfie Kudi Karlo Comment Hazar!

Mai Kudi Punjabi Meri Worldwide Followers Hai, Mai
Kya Meri Jutti Ke Bhi 100 Se Jayada Lovers Hai, Jaha
Kahi Bhi Jaau Mai Duck Face Bana Lu, Khinch Ke
KhudKi Photo Mai Apne Page Pe Daalu, Fir Jo Shuru
Hoti Charcha Badi Mai Hu Selfie Queen, Like Karo
100 Baar Mai Hu Selfie Kudi Karlo Comment Haza.!

Acche Gharane Ki Hu Mai Beti, Sab
Queen Mujhko Kehte Hain, Buri
Nazar Jo Daalega Mujh Par Kaccha
Use Chabaungi, Jaan Chhudana
Mushkil Hoga Peeche Jab Pad Jaungi!

Badtameezi Pe Hum Aa Gaye To Tum Shareefo
Ka Fir Kya Hoga, Hai Sheeshe Ke Ghar
Tumhare Mara Patthar To Fir Kya Hoga,
Behaya Tumne Humko Banaya
Bewafa Hu Ye Bhi Bataya Harkate Tumhari
Lafango Jaisi Maaru Thappar To Fir Kya Hoga!

Mai Daulat Nahi Mohabbat Hu, Mai
Apne Ghar Ki Izazat Hu Apne
Sajan Ki Amanat Hu, Tu Mujhko
Hath Lagayega To Patthar Ka
Ban Jayega, Mai Pankhudi Nahi
Gulaab Ki Jise Tod Ke Tu Le Jayega!

Mai Botal Nahi Sharaab Ki Jise Khol Ke
Tu Pi Jayega, Na Khel Na Koi Khilona
Hu Na Sej Na Koi Bichhauna Hu, Mai
Mitti Nahi Hu Sona Hu Mujhe Kharid Na
Payega, Bazaar Me Tu Tu Bik Jayega!

Kisi Ke Dil Ki Malka Kisi Ke Khwabo Ki Rani,
Zamana Mera Deewana Kisi Ki Mai Deewani,
Hazaro Chahne Wale Firte Hain Awara,
Thame Jo Hath Mera Mila Nahi Wo Shehzada,
Mai Pyasi Aisi Tadpu Jaise Tadpe Koi Nagan,
Jaha Bhi Jaau Ho Jaye Hungama Mere Karan.!

Pyar Sansar Ki Hu Ladki Bangal Ki Hu,
Mai Hu Kahaani Teri Taqdeer Ki, Mera
Joban Punjab Wala Nakhra Gujarat
Wala, Rangat Hai Meri Crazy
Kashmir Ki, Maine Zulfein Zara Jo
Lehraayi To Jaipur Me Dhoom Mach Gayi!

Humne Socha Usne Hint Diyaa, Lekin Usne
Mere Gaal Pe Sandal Ka Print Diyaa,
Patthar Ko Pees Kar Kabhi Maida Nahi
Huaa, Hum Jaise Aashiq Ko Jhuka
De Koii Maaii Ka Laal Paida Nahi Huaa!

Aajkal Ki Ladkiyan Kamaal Karti Hai,
Kisi Ko Dilme Rakhti Hai Kisi Pe
Marti Hai, Ek To Hai Yeh Teekhi
Mirchi Us Par Neem Chadii, Aakad
Hai Iske Bahut Aur Karti Baat Badii!