Engineers SMS

Rehne Ki Yahan Sabki Aukat
Nahi Hoti, Bina Beer Aur
Daaru Ke Yahan Raat Nahi
Hoti Ye Engineering College
Hai Mere Dost Yahan Bina
Maa Bahan Ke Bat Nahi Hoti.

Rehne Ki Yahan Sabki Aukat
Nahi Hoti Bina Beer Aur Daaru
Ke Yahan Raat Nahi Hoti Ye
Engineering College Hai Mere
Dost Yahan Bina Maa Bahan Ke
Bat Nahi Hoti.

Nurse To Engineer: Breathe Deeply
In And Slowly Exhale, Do It 3 Times.

Engineer: Ok

Nurse: What Do U Feel Now.??

Engineer: Ur Body Spray Is Simply
Awesome Babe.

Ek Engineering Ke Student
Ne Hostel Se Apne Father
Ko Letter Likha
No Money,
No Fun,
Your Son.
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Jawab Aaya
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How Sad,
Very Bad,
Your Dad.

Wo Almari Hi Kya Jisme
Rack Nahi..
Wah Wah
Wo Almari Hi Kya Jisme
Rack Nahi..
Wah Wah
Aur Wo Engginering Hi Kya
Jisme Back Nhi..!!

When Someone Says:
Nothing Can Be More
Complicated Than Love
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Just Throw Engineering
Books On Their Face.....!!

Ek Bar Engineering Ke Sabhi
Professores Ko Ek Plane Mein
Bithaya Gaya.. Fir Announce
Kiya Gaya Ki Ye Plane Apke
Students Ne Bnaya Hai Sab
Profesrs Utar Gaye Par Principal
Baithe Rahe Logo Ne Pucha Aapko
Darr Nahi Lgta?
Principle: Muje Apne Studnts
Par Pura Bharosa Hai.
Ye Start Hi Nahi Hoga!!

Uncle: Kya Kar Rahe Ho Beta Aaj
Kal..??
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Boy: Ji... Engineering..
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Uncle: Ohh.. Humko Laga Padhai
Wadhai Karte Hoge..

Swarg Ke Dwar Par 3 Log The..
God: "Sirf Ek Hi Andar Ja Sakta Hai.
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Pehla: "Main Pujari Hu,
Sari Umar Aapki Seva Ki Hai,
Swarg Par Mera Hi Haq Hai.
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Dusra: "Main Ek Desh Bhakt Neta
Hu, Sari Umar Logo Ki Seva Ki Hai.
Swarg Par Toh Mera Hi Haq Hai.
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Teesra: "Maine Engineering Ki
Padhai Ki Hai."
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God: "Kuch Mat
Bol Mere Bhai, Rulaeyga Kya?
Saari Jawani Tu Narak Me Raha
Hai. Swarg Par Tera Hi Haq Hai..

Engineering Student Sitting With
His Girlfriend In Restaurant,
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Drinking Beer N Says:- "I Love
Youuuu"
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Girlfriend:- Is It U Or The Beer
Talking ?
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Student:- Its Me, Talking To My
Beer, U Shut Up"

Newton Asked: How To Write
Four Between Five?
Pharma Student: Nice Joke
MBA Student Said: Not Possible
Engineering Student: F(IV)E..