Facebook SMS

Facebook Ek Mandir Hai, Page Ek Murti
Hai, Status Prasad Hai, Status Update
Karne Wala Pujari Hai, Status Padhne
Wala Bhakt Hai, Status Padhke like Na
Kare Wo Mandir Ke Baharbaitha Bikhari Hai.

Girl: Why Is My Name Is Always On
Ur Facebook
Status...
In Every 2 Minutes.?
Boy: Facebook Keeps Asking Me,
What's On My Mind.?
And Honestly, It's Always You..

Why Is Facebook So Successful..?
Bcoz
It Works On The Principles..
That People Are More Interested
In Others, Than Their Own..!

Facebook Me Apna Muqaam
Kuch Is Tarah Se Banao Ki...
.
Agar Marr Bhi Jaao To Log Ye
Bole...
.
Banda Asal Zindagi Me To
Kabhi Milta Nahi Tha,
.
Par Facebook Par Regular
Update Karta Tha...

Height Of Facebook Update:p
.
A Man Wrote...
.
Suhaag Raat Hai Ghunghat
Utha Rha Hu Mai
.
After Few Minutes
.
75 Likes And 1 Comment
.
Bhai, Update Krte Rehena
Hum Online Hi Hai:p

Dad : Son, I Have A Facebook
Account Now..
Accept My Friend Request

Son: You're On Facebook Now?
WTF!!!!

Dad: What Does WTF Mean?

Son: Ohhh.. It Means, Welcome
To Facebook, Dad.

Free Advice For Boys
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Ladki Ki Pic Par Kabhi Mat
Comment Karnaa.. Warna 3 Mahine
Tak Notification Aayenge..! !

Facebook Love Story:-)
.
Add As Friend:)
Approve
Writt Something On Wall
Intro
Everyday Chatting
Ask Number Phone
Texting
Calling
Meeting
Express Love
Couple
Make Relationship Status
Hangout
Misunderstanding
Fight
Break Up
Unfriend
Block :( The End........

1 Din Facebook Pe Apni 1
Classmate Se Chatting Kr Rha Tha
Baat Karte Karte Usne Poocha
'Chuttiya Hai ?'
Maine Kha 'Chal Saali Tu Hogi'
Wo Boli Maine Poocha Holidays
Kabse Hain ? I Was Trolled
Kasam Se Uss Din Ke Baad Aaj
Tak Us Se Hi Hello Ke Aage
Baat Nahi Ki Kr Paya !

Yeh Sunke Mere Hath Se Gol
Gappa Hi Gir Gaya.. Jab
Gol Gappe Wale Ne Kaha Plees
Hamare Facebook Wale Page
Ko Like Kar Dena....?

Height Of Social Networking:
Teacher: Where Is Your Homework?
Student: I Uploaded It On
Facebook And I Tagged You. . . ;)