Funny Saying SMS

Added 8 years ago

Have U Ever Heard About The Device
That Converts Ur Precious Thoughts
Into Speech..? "Its Called WINE"
Have U Ever Heard About The Device
That Converts Ur Precious Speech
Into Silence..? "Its Called WIFE"

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Added 8 years ago

Best Slogan On A Man's
T-Shirt: Please Do Not
Disturb Me, I Am Married
And Already Very Disturbed!

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Added 8 years ago

1 Juth Aapki Zindgi Ke 5
Min Kam Kar Deta Hai, Aur . .
1 Muskurahat Aapki Zindgi
Ke 10 Min Badha Deti Hai, .
Moral: Haste Haste Juth Bolo
To Bhi 5 Min Ka Faayda Hai..

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Added 9 years ago

Newtons 4th Law:
Performance Of Boys In The
Exams Decreases..
As The Number Of Girls In The
Exam Hall Increases..!

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Added 9 years ago

Exams Should Be Given On
Either Facebook Or On
Phone, Instead Of Sheets..
Bcoz, Todays Student
Have More Typing Speed
Than Writing Speed..!

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Added 9 years ago

Why Do We All Marry..?
Bcoz, Romance Is Not The
Only Element Of Life.. We
Should Know Horror, Terror,
Suspense And Tragedy Also..!

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Added 9 years ago

Must Remember Before Getting
Married:-
Marriages Maybe Made In Heaven..
But,
Maintainance Charges Are Paid On
Earth..!"

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Added 9 years ago

Nice Lines:
Love Is Like A Sweet Dream..
And,
Marriage Is An Alarm Clock..
So Enjoy Sweet Dreams Until Ur
Alarm Wakes U Up..!

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Added 9 years ago

My Lyf Has Alwys Taught Me 1
Grt Lesson Which Shud B Kept
In Mind 4 Entire Lyf
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Maggi Can Nvr B Made In 2 Mnutes
Kachhi Reh Jati H Maza Nhi Aata...;)

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Added 9 years ago

A Sweet Relationship Is That
When..

Teri Meri Banti Nahi .. ^_^
Par
Tere Bina Chalti Bhi Nahi..!

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Added 9 years ago

Awesum Fact.
Colleges And School Ko Log
"Swarg" Bolte He.
Hmmm.
Tabhi Toh Bujurg Log Kehete
Hai Ke Jodiya Swarg Me Banti Hai.

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