Funny Saying SMS

Have U Ever Heard About The Device
That Converts Ur Precious Thoughts
Into Speech..? "Its Called WINE"
Have U Ever Heard About The Device
That Converts Ur Precious Speech
Into Silence..? "Its Called WIFE"

Best Slogan On A Man's
T-Shirt: Please Do Not
Disturb Me, I Am Married
And Already Very Disturbed!

1 Juth Aapki Zindgi Ke 5
Min Kam Kar Deta Hai, Aur . .
1 Muskurahat Aapki Zindgi
Ke 10 Min Badha Deti Hai, .
Moral: Haste Haste Juth Bolo
To Bhi 5 Min Ka Faayda Hai..

Newtons 4th Law:
Performance Of Boys In The
Exams Decreases..
As The Number Of Girls In The
Exam Hall Increases..!

Exams Should Be Given On
Either Facebook Or On
Phone, Instead Of Sheets..
Bcoz, Todays Student
Have More Typing Speed
Than Writing Speed..!

Why Do We All Marry..?
Bcoz, Romance Is Not The
Only Element Of Life.. We
Should Know Horror, Terror,
Suspense And Tragedy Also..!

Must Remember Before Getting
Married:-
Marriages Maybe Made In Heaven..
But,
Maintainance Charges Are Paid On
Earth..!"

Nice Lines:
Love Is Like A Sweet Dream..
And,
Marriage Is An Alarm Clock..
So Enjoy Sweet Dreams Until Ur
Alarm Wakes U Up..!

My Lyf Has Alwys Taught Me 1
Grt Lesson Which Shud B Kept
In Mind 4 Entire Lyf
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Maggi Can Nvr B Made In 2 Mnutes
Kachhi Reh Jati H Maza Nhi Aata...;)

A Sweet Relationship Is That
When..

Teri Meri Banti Nahi .. ^_^
Par
Tere Bina Chalti Bhi Nahi..!

Awesum Fact.
Colleges And School Ko Log
"Swarg" Bolte He.
Hmmm.
Tabhi Toh Bujurg Log Kehete
Hai Ke Jodiya Swarg Me Banti Hai.