Funny Story SMS

Ye 1 Darawni Kahani Hai,
Kamjor Dil Wale Ise Na Pade..!!
Barsat Ki 1 Raat Me 1 Budha
Aadmi Hath Me 1kitab Bechne Ke Liye Khda Tha,
1 Aadmi Aaya Aur Usne Vo
Kitab 3000/- Mein Kharid Li
Budhe Aadmi Ne Kitab De Ke Kaha:
Jab Tk Koi Musibat Na Aye
Kitab Ka Last Page Mat Dekna.
Aadmi Ne Kitab Puri Pad Li Lekin
Dar Ke Karan Last Page Nahi Khola.
1 Din Usse Raha Nahi Gaya
Aur Last Page Khol Ke Dekh Hi
Liya Aur Sadme Se Mar Gya..
Last Page Par Likha Tha..
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5 Doctor Aur 3 Teacher
Helicopter Per Latke Huwe The
Pilot: Wajan Zyada Ho Raha
Hai Ek Ko Rassi Chodni Padegi
Teacher: ye Qurbani Hum Denge
Kyunki Hum Teacher Hai Bajow
Thaliyan Sabhi Doctor Ne Thali
Bajai Wajan Khud Ba Khud Kam
Hogaya
Moral Of Story: doctor Bano Ya
Engineer Guru To Guru Hota Hai.

Ek Chaor Ameer Aadmi Ke Ghar
Chori Karne Gaya Tijori Par
Likha Tha Tijori Todne Ki
Jarorat Nahi Hai 452 No Prees
Karke Samne Wala Lal Batan
Dabaye Jaise Hi Batan Daba
Alaram Baja Aur Police Aagye..
Jate Jate Chor Seth Se Bola.
Ab Mera Inshanyat Se Bharosh
Uth Gaya Hai..

Sad Luv Story (In Sms)
Girl: Hi Darling.!
Boy: Hi Sweety.!
(Sending Failed)
Girl: Are U There Or Busy ?
Boy: Hey Am Here (Sending Failed)
Girl: Are U Ignoring Me?
Boy: No No.
(Network Problem Sending Failed)
Girl: Ok Fine. Don't Talk With Me..
Gud Bye!!
Boy: Jake Mar Sali.. (Message Sent)

Car Mai Pappu Ki Family Jaa Rahi Thi.

Police Ne Car Ko Roka:
Ye Suraksha Week Hai.. Aap Seat
Belt Pehan Kar Car Chala Rahe Ho,
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Aapko 5000 Ka Inaam Diya Jata Hai.
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Aap Is Inaam Ka Kya Karoge.. ??
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Pappu:- Mai Iss Se Apna Driving
Licence Banwaunga..
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Tabhi Uski Maa Boli:
Iss Ki Baat Ka Yakin Mat Karo..
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Daaru Pee Kar Kuchh Bhi Bolta Hai..
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Uske Papa Neend Se Jaage Aur
Police Ko Dekh Ke Bole:
Mujhe Pata Tha Ki Chori Ki Car
Me Hum Zyada Door Nahi Ja Paenge..
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Tabhi Car Ki Dikki Se Awaaj Aayi:
Hamne Bordar Cross Kar Liya Kya ??

Ek Bachche Ne Shankar
Bhagwanji Se Cycle Mangi,
Pr Use Cycle Nahi Mili To
Usne Mandir Se Ganesh
Murti Churai Aur Ek Letter
Rakh Diya Agar Bachcha
Wapis Chahiye To Cycle Le Anaa.

2 Dost Jungle Mein,
Raste Me Raat Ho Gayi
Wo Tent Laga K So Gaye..
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Raat Ko 1 Dost Ki Ankh Khuli..
Usne Dusre Ko Jaga K Kaha:
Aasman Ki Taraf Dekh Ke Bata
Tujhe Kya Nazar Aatahai..??
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2nd: Bahut Sare Sitare
1st: Is Se Kya Pata Chalta Hai..??
2nd: Asman Khubsurat Hai..
1st: Abey Newton Ki Aulad,
Tent Chori Ho Gaya Hai..

Touching Story.
Ek Ladka Or Ek Ladki Dono
Bohat Pyaar Karte The.
Par Unke Ghrwalo Ko Unka
Pyaar Pasand Nahi Tha.
To Un Dono Ne Ek Sat Marne
Ka Plan Banaya. Wo Dono Ek
Badi Bulding Par Gaye Pahale
Ladki Ne Chalang Lagai.
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Usi Time Shaktimaan Wahi Se
Gujar Raha Tha. To Kya Shaktimaan
Us Ladki Ko Bacha Payega..
Janane K Liye Dekhte Rahiye Shaktimaan..

Ek Aurat Bache Ke Liye Ro Rahi Thi
Ek Engg Ne Rone Ki Wajah Puchi
Aurat Ne Kaha K Mera Bacha Bimar
Hai Aur Dawa K Liye Paise Nahi Hai
Engg Ne 1000 Ka Note Diya Aur
Kaha Jao Dawa Lelo Aur 100 Ka
Dudh Bhi Le Lena Baki Paise
Mujhe Wapis De Dena Aurat
Thodi Der Bad Dawa Or Dudh Le
Ayi Baki 650 Rs Engineer Ko Wapis
Kar Diye Engg Khush Hua Aur Sochne
Laga Ki Neki
Kabhi Zaya Nahi Jati..
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Doctor Ko Fees Mil Gayi,
Bache Ko Dawa Mil Gayi Aur
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Mera Nakli Note Bhi Chal Gaya

1 Naik Admi Jis Ki Adat Thi K
Wo Rastay Me Milne Wale Har
Shakhs Ko Salam Krta Tha.
Par 1 Shakhs Us K Salam Ka
Jwab Daine K Bajaye Usay
Galiyan Deta.
Phir B Wo Naik Insan Har Roz
Salam Karta.
1 Din Usay Kisi Ne Pocha K:
Wo Shakhs Har Roz Apko Bura Bhala
Kehta Hai Tum Phir B Usay Salam Q
Kartay Ho?
Us Naik Insan Ne Jwab Dia:
Uski Beti Se Meri Setting Hai Yar.
Moral: Har Msg Islami Nhi Hota..
Ghor Se Prhne Ka Shukria

Ek Boy L0ved A Girl But
Never Pr0posed Her.
One Day He Decided T0 Tell
Her At 1:00am At Night..!!
He Type:
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"I L0ve Y0u"
And Sent It, After A Few Sec0nds
He G0t A Msg But He
Decided T0
See It The Next Day F0r
Surprise And Slept..
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Next Day, He Read The Msg
And So Sh0cked Because,
It Was Written..
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