Funny Shayari SMS

Banthan Ke Nikli Ho Kahan Bizli
Giraogi, Deewanon Ki Basti Me Kya
Aag Lagaogi, Logon Ko Khatakta Hai
Balkha Ke Tera Chalna, Gin Gin Ke
Kadam Rakh Kar Kya Traffic Jaam Lagaogi!

Tere Nakhre Adaa Jhel Jaate Hain Hum,
Khel Kartii Ho Tum Jail Jaate Hain Hum,
Be-Hichak Jo Kisii Ko Aankh Maar Dogii,
Hume Dikha Kar Dusro Ko Miscall Dogii,
Tum Mere Saare Doston Ko Bigaad Dogii.

Ekk To Hote Hain Ladke Bade Manchale,
Is Liye Pad Jaate Hain Tumhare Gale,
Jise Dekh Mera Dil Jale Bahut Jale,
Jab Parda Haya Ka Utaar Dogii Dupatta
Uchaal Dogi, Saare Ladkon Ko Tum To Bigaad Dogii!

Mausam E Gul Joo Badla Khizaa Aa Gayi,
Pyaari Pyaari Sabhii Titliyaan Fry Ho Jall
Bhun Gayi, Meri Dear Ke Sath Jab Sab Ne
Mujhko Dekha Dosto, Mere College Ki Sab
Ladkiyan Jall Tandoori Chicken Ban Gayi!

Ekk Dilkash Paheli Pasand Aa
Gayi, Khobsurat Haweli Pasand
Aa Gayi, Uss Pagli Ke Baare
Mein Ab Sochta Hi Nahi, Jab
Se Uski Saheli Pasand Aa Gayii!

Kacchi Si Umar Mein Hi Sagai Pe Dhyaan Do,
Tumse Kaha Yeh Kisne Ladkiyon Pe Dhyaan Do,
Ghar Se Nikal Ke Jaao Tum College Ki Taraf, Yeh
Ishq Vishq Chhodo Padhai Pe Dhyaan Do, Ek Roz
Meri Maa Ne Kaha Mujhse Ay Beta Aayenge
Shadi Ke Khoob Rishte Kamaaii Pe Dhyaan Do.

Meri Shayari Kabhi Nahi Hoti Mere
Liye, Main Dard Likhta Hoon Duniya
Walo Ke Liye, Aur Use Lagta Hai
Main Uspe Likhta Hoon, Chal Hat
Pagli Itna Time Kah Hai Tere Liye.

Agar Haseen Tum Ho To Bure Hum Bhi
Nahi, Mahelon Ki Tum Ho To Sadkon
Par Hum Bhi Nahi, Pyar Karke Kehte
Ho Ki Shadi-Shuda Hain Hum, To Kaan
Khol Ke Sun Lo Kuwaare Hum Bhi Nahi.

Tumne Kitne Naaz Uthaye Par Wo Jiyaa
Jalati Jaye, Usne Nakhre Bahut Dikhaye
Ansoo Dekar Hasti Jaye, Seedhi Ho
Jayegi Line Maro Zara Saheli Par, Aao
Kabhi Haweli Par Aao Kabhi Haweli Par..

Bahut Khoobsurat Ho Tum Phool Ki
Tareh, Khud Ko Duniya Ki Najar
Se Bachaya Karo, Sirf Aankhon
Mein Kaajal Hi Kafi Nahi, Gale
Mein Nimboo-Mirchi Bhi Latkaya Karo.

Dil Mein Ek Shor Ho Raha Hai, Bin
Message Ke Dil Bore Ho Raha Hai,
Kahi Aisa To Nahi, Mera Ek Pyara Sa
Dost Ab Tak Ghar Ke Bartan Dho Raha Hai.