Double Meaning SMS

Andheri Raat Thi Wo Mere Sath
Thi Mai Upar Tha Wo Mere Niche
Thi Mai Daba Raha Tha Wo Chilla
Rahi Thi Bura Mat Manana Mere
Dosto Wo Meri Motar Cycle Thi.

Ladki Umbrella Banane Shop
Par Gayi
Shopkeepar: Upar Dono Hatho
Se Pakad Kar Dabana Padega
Aur Niche Danda Dalna Padega
Ladki: Kuch Bhi Karo Par
Paani Ander Nahi Jana Chahiye.

Girl: Bas Kro Aur Kitna Karoge
Raat Ke 12 Baje Se Kar Rene
Ho Ab Subha Ho Gyi Hai Thake
Nhi Kya,
Boy: Ye To Kuch Nhi Ab Main To
Din Raat Karunga Qki
Mere To 3000 Sms Free Hai..!

Usne Utari Saree, Fir Aayi
Paticoat Ki Bari, Blouse
To Pahle Hi Diya Tha Utar
Ziyadan Excited Mat Ho Yaar,
Yeh Tha Kapray Sukhane Ka Taar..

Samajh Nahi Aata Ki, Teri
Sula Ke Loo, Ya Baith Ke Loo,
Ya Tujhe Khada Karke Loo,
Ya Teri Jhuka Kar Loo,
Ab Tu Khud Hi Bata De Ki,
Mein Teri Kaise Loo Photo.

Ek Bar Karo Na Plz Kisi
Ko Pata Nahi Chalega Plz
Karo Naaa Muje Acha Lage Ga
Ek Bar Hamari Dosti Ki Khatr
Kar Do Na Plz Ek Pyara Sa Sms...

Girl: Arey Itna Bara Munh
Mein Kaise Daloon Gi.
Boy: Jaldi Se Munh Kholo.
Girl: Oops Sare Kapray Geelay
Ho Gaye.
Boy: Aur Lo Gee.
Girl: Na Baba Na Yeh Gool
Gapey Tum He Kahoo.

Mu Aur Gu Me Kya Fark Hai..?
Dirty Mind!
"Mu" Russia Me Life Ko Kehte Hai
"Gu" France Me Khushi Ko Kehte Hai.
Dua Hai Ki Apke
"Mu" Me Hamesha "Gu" Rahe.

Lady: Mujhe Aisi Sabji Do
Jiske 2 Fayde Ho
Admi: Ye Lo Kakadi
Pasand Aaye To Kha Lena Varna
Gol Piece Katke Aankh Pe Lga Lena
Vaise Aap Ki Soch Ko Salam

Student: Mam Jab
Hindustan Ko Hind...

Pakistan Ko Pak...

Australia Ko Aus...

To

Hum

Brazil & London Ko Kya Kahenge ???
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Mam: Tu Apna Kaam Kar Haramkhor !!!

Ek Ladki Ko Chai Banani Thi
Par Dudh Nahi Tha,
To Ladki Ne Apne Kapde Utare
Or
Or
Or
Or
Dusare Kapde Pehan Kar
Dudhlane Market Gayi..