Rajinikanth SMS

People Who Set Questions
For CAT Paper..
Will Have To Pass RAT Paper
From This Year Onwards..
RAT PAPER:
(RAJANIKANT APTITUDE TEST)

Gabbar: Kitne Aadmi Thi ?
Kaliya: Sarkar 1
Gabbar: Aur Tum ?
Kaliya: 100
Gabbar: Fir Whi Wapis Paa Gye Wo
Bhi Khali Hath, Kon Tha Woh ?
Kaliya: RAJNIKANT
Gabbar: Opps! Sorry Bhai!!

Once Rajanikant Decided To
Stare At The Sun, The Sun
Got Scared And Hid Itself
Behind The Moon..
Later This Situation Was
Named As "Solar Eclipse"..!

Rajnikant In Ipl.
Climax:
1 Ball 23runs Needed To Win.
Bowler Bowls
Rajni Hits.
Ball Splits In 4pieces.
Al Pieces Go Fr 6s.
Chennai Wins!
Yenna Rascala.!!

Breaking News:
Rajnicant Purchases
Two Nano Cars For..
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Skating.. ;)

Once Rajnikant Tried Horse
Riding Without A Horse,
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Now That Is Known As
Gangnam Style...

Rajnikant: Aaj Mere Kutte
Ne Anda Diya.
Big B: Kutta Kab Se
Anda Dene Laga?
Rajnikant: Ye Rajni Ka Style
Hai. Maine Apni Murgi Ka
Naam Kutta Rakha Hai

Rajnikant Opens A College
But
Students R Confusd
Bcoz
Name Of College Is..

'Rajnikant Medical College Of
Engineering For Commrce & Arts'

Once Rajnikant Playing Dhol
During Garba.

Suddenly An Alien Come There
And Says.
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Bhaiya Thoda Dhire Bajao Kal
Se Mere Bete K Exams Hai...

Once Rajnikanth Became The
Coach Of Indian Cricket Team And
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Guess Wha India Won The
Fifa World Cup !

A Long Time Ago, Two Men
Made A Joke On Rajnikant.!
Now They Are Known As
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Santa And Banta.