Funny SMS

Chahat Ke Samundar Me Utarne Nahi
Dunga, Mehboob Ki Galiyon Se
Guzarne Nahi Dunga, Ek Romeo
Se Yogi Ji Ne Baat Ye Kahi, Jo
Maine Na Kiya Tumhe Karne Nahi Dunga.

Har Koi Muskaan Mange Aapse Har
Phul Khusbu Mange Aapse,
Khuda Kare Ki Aapki Zindagi
Me Itni Roshni Ho Ki Bijli
Wale Bhi Connection Mange Aapse!

Devdas Ki Tarah Jaan Mat Do Yaaro
Pyar Ko Laat Maro Meri Baat
Mano Na Chandramukhi Na
Paro Roz Raat Ek Strong Beer
Maaro Aur Chain Se Zindagi Gujaro!

Bekaar Hai Woh Log Jo Apne Lover
Ko Miss Karte Hai, Arey Miss
Karna Hai To Machcharo Ko
Miss Karo, Jo Apne Jaan
Per Khel Kar Tumko Kiss Karte Hai.

Thandi Hawa Aur Mausam Ka Dhayan
Rakhna, Apni Ye Dosti Kaayam
Rakhna, Dosti Ki Mehak
Jarur Aayegi Tumhe, Tum Bas
Apni Pyari Si Naak Saaf Rakhna.!

Khwabon Me Tere Rang Koi Pink Nahi
Hai, Aur Paas Tere Apni Koi
Think Nahi Hai, Rahul Ko Lagi
Thand To Modi Ne Ye Kaha,
Adhaar Se Razaai Teri Link Nahi Hai.

Zulfon Me Ungliyon Ko Firaane Nahi
Dete, Kaliyon Ke Paas Bhanwaron Ko
Jaane Nahi Dete, Itni Si Shikayat
Hai Hume Yogi Ji Aap Se, Khud Se
Na Patti Humko Pattane Nahi Dete.

Modi Ke Bhasanon Ka Kabhi Weight Hoga
Kam, Netaao Ka Kabhi Na Kabhi Rate
Hoga Kam, Yogi Ke Raaj Me Bhale
Kuch Kam Ho Ya Na Ho, Par Dekh
Lena Tum Police Ka Pet Hoga Kam.

Chehre Pe Ek Ruwaab Naya Chad Hi Jata
Hai, History Me Chapter Naya Ek
Gadh Hi Jata Hai, Shadi Ke Baad
Biwi Agar Saath Na Rahe, Seene
Ka Naap Inch Inch Badh Hi Jata Hai.

Raftaar Me Thi Dono Ki Journey Fasa
Gayi, Jaisi Thi Karni Waisi Hi
Bharni Fasa Gayi, Salman Ko
Dekha To Asharam Ne Kaha, Tujhko
Yaha Hiran Mujhe Hirnii Fasa Gayi.

Kismat Ki Lakeeron Ko Khud Hi Choom
Lijiye, Aur Saath Apne Poora Hi
Huzoom Lijiye, Petrol Aur
Sharab Ki Keemat Saman Hai, Ab
Ghoom Lijiye Ya Aap Ghoom Lijiye.