Friendship SMS [Insult SMS]

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Dono Zid Kar Rahe The K
Bhoot Dekhna H.
Maine Apke Pass Bhej
Dia Hai Thoda Sa Dra
Dena Ye Khush Ho Jayenge..

Dil Se Msg Karnewale
Dildar Hote He!
Shan Se Msg Karnewale
Shandar Hote He!
Jaan Se Msg Karnewale
Jaandar Hote Hote He!
Kaam Se Msg Karnewale
Kaamchor Hote He!

A Camel, Cow & Monkey Are Discusing
Who Is The Best ???
Camel: I Can Carry Heavy Loads!
Cow: I Give Milk!
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Monkey:
Kuch To Bol
Teri Izzat Ka Sawal Hai.

Patte Gir Sakte Hain Pead
Nahi, Suraj Doob Sakta Hai
Aasman Nahi, Dharti Sookh
Sakta Hai Daryaa Nahi, Duniya
Sudhar Sakti Hai Par Aap Nahi.!

Mobile Ek Mandir Hai,
Sim Card Uska Devata,
Call Karne Wala Pujari,
Sms Bhejne Wala Dani,
Padhane Wala Bhakt,
Reply Na Karne Wala Bhikhari.

U Hv Cute Eyes
U Hv Sweet Nose
U Hv Smart Look
U Hv Sharp Brain
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Ohh Shit !!!!
Fir Se Galat Number Pe Send Ho Gaya .

Pyara Sa Koi Sandesh
Bhej Do Pyar Ka Saccha
Updesh Bhej Do Agar Pyar
Ko 1 Sms Na Bhej Sako
To Subah Uthkar Kisi Ko
Apna Mobile Bech Do.

A Very Good News For You...
Vodafone Ka Kutta Margaya.
So There Is A Vacancy For
You, For More Information
Dial 123 & Say "Bhow Bhow"...:-p

U R One Of D Cutest Persons
In This World!!
Just A Second, Don't
Misunderstand Me.
Cute Means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

Hospital Attendence:
Langda
Present Sir,
Kana
Present Sir
Andha Present Sir,
Mental
Mental
Beta Sms Baad Me Pad Liyo,
Teri Absent Lag Jayegi.

Dhup Me Chamakti Profile Hai,
Sabse Alag Tera Style Hai, Kya Ada Hai Kya Smile Hai
Naak Pochh Ne Ki Akal Nahi
Aur Hath Me Mobile Hai....