Friendship SMS [Insult SMS]

Fizao Me Tum Ho, Ghatao Me
Tum Ho, Hawao Me Tum Ho, Baharo
Me Tum Ho, Dhoop Me Tum Ho,
Chaoon Me Tum Ho,
Ab Tum Hi Batao Mere Sanam,
Kya Tum Kisi Bhoot Se Kam Ho.!

Meharban Kadardan Dekhiye
Mera Sms Ka Kamal, Ghanti
Bajegi Bandar Nachega,
Mobile Uthayega Sms Padhega
Muskurayega Ab Bandar Reply
Karne Ka Hosiyari Dikhaiga.

Chand Ko Gurur Hai K
Uske Pass Noor Hai, To
Kya Hua, Mujhe Bhi Gurur
Hai Ke Mera Sms Padhne
Wala Ek Langoor Hai.

Jb Tum Hasti Ho To Lagta He
Ki Insaan Pahle Bandar Hoga
Dekho Gussa Mat Hona Qki Jb
Tum Gussa Hoti Ho To Lagta He
Ki Insaan Aaj V Bandar He.

Khuda Bohot Mehrban He Ki
Usne Dosto Ki Koi Qeemat
Nhi Rakhi Vrna Hm Ap Jse
Dost Ki Qeemat Kese Ada
Krte Qki Chawanni
Athhani Ab Kaha Chlti He.

Chand Ko Gurur Hai K
Uske Pass Noor Hai, To
Kya Hua, Mujhe Bhi Gurur
Hai Ke Mera Sms Padhne
Wala Ek Langoor Hai.

Apun Dono Ka Dosti 1 Dum
Jhakz Hona Mangta Hai,
Jhakz Bole To, Apun Hira
To Tu Moti, Apun Sabji To
Tu Roti, Apun Pani To Tu
Tanki, Apun Tarzan To Tu Monkey.

If I Was An Artist,
You Would Be My Picture!
If I Was A Poet,
You Would Be My Inspiration!
If I Was An Author You Would
Be My Story!
But I'm Only A Cartoonist!

Rose Is Lal, Sky Is Neela,
Your Brain Is Like Khali Patila,

Bura Maan Gye Ok

Rose Is Red, Water Is Cool,
I M Smart But U R Fool

Lo Thoda Or Bura Maan Lo..

Can U Guess..?
Why Did God Create U
Before Me..? Thats.. Bcoz
He Wanted To Create
A Sample Before Creating
A "Master-Piece"

Apki Kahani Meri Jubani:-
Apke Pas Dimag Hai,
Chalta Nahi Alag Baat Hai.
Aap Smart Ho,
Koi Manta Nahi Alag Baat Hai.
Aap Shareef Ho,
Lagte Nahi Alag Baat Hai.
Kafi Ijjat He Aapki,
Koi Krta Nhi Alag Baat Hai,
Itni Beijati Ho Rahi He Apki
Fir B Msg Padh Rahe Ho,
Kya Baat Hai..