Friendship SMS [Insult SMS]

Suraj Se Acha Sitara Koi Nahi,
Jaisa Hai Rishta Hamara Koi
Nahi, Chaahe Saari Duniya Mein
Dhund Lo, Mujh Jaisa Pyara
Aur Aap Jaisa Awara Koi Nahi.

Phone Ke Riste Bade Ajeeb Hote
Hai, Balance Rakhkar Bhi Log
Ajeeb Hote Hai, Khud To Msg
Karte Nahi, Muft Ke Msg Padne
Ke Kitne Soqin Hote Hai..

Aapki Ik Cheez Hame Bahut
Pasand Hai, Aap Jab B Koi
Kam Karte Ho To Dil Laga
Kar Karte Ho, Kiyon Ki
Dimaag To Aapke Pas Hai Nahi.

I Found Alladin's Lamp, I
Asked Him To Increase Ur
Brain Ten Times More.. He
Laughed And Told, Multiplication
Does Not Apply On Zero..!'

Baba Ji Ka Mela Laga Hai
Haridwar Mein. Prashad Mein
Recharge Coupon Diye Jayenge.
Kisi Aur Ko Mat Batana. Ye
SMS Sirf Chuninda Bhikhariyon
Ko Bheje Ja Raha Hai..

If I Ever Go For A Brain
Transplant, I Would Like
To Use Ur Brain.. Its Not
Because U Are A Genius, I
Would Only Like A Brain
That Has Never Been Used!

Tu Chand Mange Me Chand Dedu,
Tu Raat Mange Me Raat Dedu,
Tu Dil Mange Me Dil Dedu,
Tu Jaan Mange Bas Yaar Bhik
Mangne Ki Bhi Ek Limit Hoti Hai..

Hum Dua Karte Hain Khuda Se,
Ki Wo Aap Jaisa Dost Aur
Na Banaye, Ek Cartoon Jaisi
Cheez Hai Humare Paas, Kahin
Wo Bhi Common Na Ho Jaye!

Wo Subah Ka Alarm Wo Pani
Ki Thandk Wo Shampu Ki Botal
Wo Liril Ki Tazgi Wo Naya
Kapdo Ka Sukun Tum Kya Jano
Ye To Roz Nahane Wale Hi Jane!

Difference Between Ignorance
And Self Control..?
When U See Mirror And U Dont
Laugh At Urself,
That Is Ignorance..
And When I Look At You And I
Dont Laugh,
Thats Called Self Control..!

Meharban Kadardan Dekhiye
Mere SMS Ka Kamaal Ghanti
Bajagi, Bandar Aayega Mobile
Uthayega, SMS Padhega
Muskuraega, Ab Forword Kar
Ke Hoshiyari Dekhiyega.!!