Friendship SMS [Insult SMS]

Tujhe Dekhne Se Dil Mein Utar Jati
Hai, Mujhe Har Chehra Pe
Tu Hi Nazar Aati Hai, Ab Kya
Tere Chehre Ka Tarif Karoo
Mujhe To Tu Bandar Nazar Aati Hai.

Fizaao K Badalne Ka Intzaar Nahi
Karte Aandhiyo K Rukne Ka Intzaar
Nahi Karte Jab Yaad Aati Hai,
Msg Kar Dete Hai Hum Kanjusho
Ke Msg Ka Intzaar Nahi Karte.

Aap Ka Gadha Aap Se Rooth Gaya,
Jaa Ke Nadi Me Kood Gaya,
Doobte Hue Bola Ab Aur
Dukh Nahi Sahenge, Ek
Hi Ghar Me Do Do Nahi Rahenge.

Ek Pal Mujhse Dur Tum Hote Nhi
Ho, Mujhse Hamesha Lipte
Hote Ho, Aur Kya Tarif
Karun Aapki Itne Kanjus
Ho Ke Meri Khate Hi Rahte Ho.

Gadha Jo Khaye Wo Ghas Ho
Tum, Buddhe Ka Chyawanprash
Ho Tum, Idiot Stupid
Bakwas Ho Tum, Par Jo Bhi
Ho Yar, Dost Jhakaas Ho Tum

Yeh Sms Jin Khubsurat Logo Ko
Milta Hai, Woh 5 Sec Baad
Behosh Ho Jate Hain,
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2
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Nhi Behosh Hue Na, Khubsusat
Hote To Behosh Hote Na.

Gazab Tera Nakhre Ajab Tera
Style Hai, Naak Pochne Ki Tamiz
Nahi Hath Me Mobile Hai
Besharmi Ki Had To Dekho Sms
Pad Ke Bhi Chehre Pe Smile Hai.

Not Every Flower Can Represent
Love But Roses Did It. Not Every
Tree Can Stand Thirst, But Cactus
Did It, Not Every Monkey Can Read
Sms But Hey You Just Did It! Enjoy
Your Day, And Dont Forget To Smile!

Thandi Thandi Hawa Chali, Mausam
Hua Suhana Wah Wah Thandi
Thandi Hawa Chali, Mausam Hua
Suhana, Ab Bandar V Sms Padhne
Lage, Kitna Educated Hua Zamana

Ek Baccha Roz School Se Bhaag Kar
Traffic Singal Pe Bhik Mangne
Jata Tha, Esa Kar Kar Ke Usne
Bahut Paise Kamaaye, Un Paiso
Se Usne Ek Mobile Liya,
Taqdeer Dekho Aaj Vo Haramkhor
Apni Hi Story Khud Pad Raha Hai.

Tu Chand Mange Me Chand Dedu,
Tu Raat Mange Me Raat Dedu,
Tu Dil Mange Me Dil Dedu,
Tu Jaan Mange.. Bas Yaar Bhik
Mangne Ki Bhi Ek Limit Hoti Hai!