WhatsApp Status [Halloween Status]

I Was Going To Change My Profile Pic To A Pumpkin For Halloween, But It Didn't Look That Much Different From My Actual Head.

Halloween Is My Favorite Holiday Where You Can Trespass On A Stranger's Property And Make A Non-Negotiable Demand.

I Don't Know What's Scarier. Houses With Halloween Decorations Or Houses That Still Have Up Christmas Decorations From Last Year.

I'm Putting More Thought Into My Halloween Costume Than Into My Job.

When You Buy Halloween Candy To Hand Out As An Adult, It's Like You Are Paying For All The Free Candy You Got When You Were A Kid.

I'm Not Saying Your House Is Haunted, But I Think A Ghost Just Ate All Of Your Gummy Bears While You Were In The Bathroom.

The Best Part Of Halloween Is All The Jehovah's Witnesses Wondering Why They're Being Given Candy.