WhatsApp Status [Insult Status]

Actually No, My Status Wasn't Aimed At You, But Hey, If The Shoe Fits, Feel Free To Wear It.

Don't Feel Special, I Only Keep Your Number In My Phone So I Know Not To Answer When You Call.

How Do You Keep An Idiot In Suspense? Leave A Message And I'll Get Back To You.

Oh You Are Dating My Ex? Cool, Im Eating A Sandwich ... Want Those Leftovers Too?

If I Want Your Opinion, I'll Ask You To Fill Out The Necessary Forms.

90% Of The Time I Say 'BRB' It Just Means I Don't Want To Talk To You Anymore.

Brains Aren't Everything. In Fact, In Your Case They're Nothing..

If You Liked My Profile, Raise Up Ur Hands. If Not, Raise Your Standard.

Are You Always This Stupid, Or Are You Making A Special Effort Today?

Why Are You So Stupid Today? Anyway, I Think That's Very Typical Of You.

Don't Think Of Yourself As An Ugly Person, Just A Beautiful Monkey :)