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साला जीसके पिछे हम थे वो किसी और के पिछ थी, और जीसके पिछे पुरा कॉलेज था वो हमारे पिछे थी.

Palat Ke Dekh To Jalim Tamanna Ham Bhi Rakhte Hai, Ager Tum Lips Rakhte Ho To, To Chiks Ham Bhi Rakhte Hai.

बस इतनी सी बात पे हमारी लड़ाई हो गई.. उसने कहा मैं "आप" को पसंद करती हूँ और मैं "बीजेपी" को.

I Will Marry The Girl, Who Look Pretty In Her Adhaar Card.

My Life Is A Constant Cycle Of Waiting For The Weekend.

When I Die, I Want My Grave To Offer Free Wifi So That People Visit More Often.

Marriage Is The Cause Of Divorce.

Save Water, Drink Wine.

Me And My Wife Lived Happily For 25 Years And Then We Met!

Eat, Sleep, Regret, Repeat.

My Room + Internet Connection + Music + Food – Homework = Perfect Day.