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Yes Of Course I Am Athletic... I Surf The Internet Every Day.

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What Did The Traffic Light Say To The Other Traffic Light? Don't Look, I'm Changing.

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It’s Not That I Hate You But Let’s Put It This Way If You Were On Fire And I Had A Gallon Of Water I’d Drink It.

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No Matter What Anyone Says, My Cooking Is Excellent, Even The Smoke Alarm Seems To Be Cheering Me On!

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My Greatest Fear Is That I Will Accidentally Use The Status Update As The Search Bar.

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If You Keep Annoying Me, I'll Give Your Phone Number To All The Kids And Tell Them It's Santa's Hotline.

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Dear Automatic Flushing Toilet... I Appreciate The Enthusiasm, But I Wasn't Done Yet.

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For You, I Would Swim Across The Ocean. Lol, Just Kidding, There Are Sharks In There.

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They Say "Don't Try This At Home" So I'm Coming Over To Your House To Try It.

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Some People Have "Aha" Moments, I Just Have "Oh Seriously?" Moments.

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I Don't Need A Hair Stylist, My Pillow Gives Me A New Hairstyle Every Morning.

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