WhatsApp Status [Funny Status]

Yes Of Course I Am Athletic... I Surf The Internet Every Day.

What Did The Traffic Light Say To The Other Traffic Light? Don't Look, I'm Changing.

It’s Not That I Hate You But Let’s Put It This Way If You Were On Fire And I Had A Gallon Of Water I’d Drink It.

No Matter What Anyone Says, My Cooking Is Excellent, Even The Smoke Alarm Seems To Be Cheering Me On!

My Greatest Fear Is That I Will Accidentally Use The Status Update As The Search Bar.

If You Keep Annoying Me, I'll Give Your Phone Number To All The Kids And Tell Them It's Santa's Hotline.

Dear Automatic Flushing Toilet... I Appreciate The Enthusiasm, But I Wasn't Done Yet.

For You, I Would Swim Across The Ocean. Lol, Just Kidding, There Are Sharks In There.

They Say "Don't Try This At Home" So I'm Coming Over To Your House To Try It.

Some People Have "Aha" Moments, I Just Have "Oh Seriously?" Moments.

I Don't Need A Hair Stylist, My Pillow Gives Me A New Hairstyle Every Morning.