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कल रात इतनी धुंध थी आँगन में बैठे बैठे दो गोल्ड फ्लेक फुक दी किसी को पता ही नही चला.

Kabhi Kabhi Kamre Me Light Band Karke Mobile Chalawo To Kide Makode Aise Jhaptta Marte Hai Jaise Mai Inki Bibiyo Se Chat Kar Raha Hu.

मूझेमें घमंड नही जो में बात बात पर अपने अत्तीटुडे दिखाउ पर क्या करूँ बेबी तेरी सहेली बोलती है कि मेरी फ्रेंड के सिवा तोसे दूसरी लड़की सेट ना हो पेयगी.

My Room Is Like The Bermuda Triangle, Stuff Goes In And Is Never Seen Again.

Why Didn't I Use My Turn Signals? It's Nobody's Business Where I'm Going.

I Don’t Care What You Think Of Me! Unless You Think I’m Awesome – In Which Case, You’re Right! Carry On.

I Should Change My Name To No One, That Way When I Request You As A Friend It Will Say “No One Wants To Be Your Friend.

If Taking A Shower Is Bad For The Environment, I Know I’m Doing The World A Big Favor! ;)

I Hate Mosquitoes. I Mean, I Know I Am Delicious, But I Don't Give Out Free Samples.

I Really Should Do Something With My Life... Maybe Tomorrow.

I Drank So Much Vodka Last Night That This Morning I Woke Up With A Russian Accent.