Special SMS [Facebook SMS]

Height Of Addiction:

Just Before Hanging,
Judge Asked The Prisoner:
"Any Last Wish?"
Prisoner:
Yes..
I Want To Update My
Facebook Status As "Dead"

People Will Like Ur Problems
'N Comment
But No One Gonna Solve Them.
Because
Everybody Seems So Busy
In Updating Their Own Status.:-d
Facebook And Life...

Technology Impact
A Dad's Email,
Hi Son, How Are U
Your Mom & I Am Fine
V Miss U Alot.
So Please Turn Off Your
Facebook &
Come Downstairs 4 Breakfast.

For Girls..... !!!!!
To Avoid So Many
Friend Requests...
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Kindly Put Ur Original
Images On Ur
Facebook Profiles ;)

Fact:
How Do Girls Start A
Conversation With Each Other Onfacebook?
Girl 1 : Hey Cutie Mutie Mooh♥ :*:P
Girl 2 : Hiiieeee.. My Darlzzz..
Chupie Mumiee Loohh.. :D :=) :P♥:*
&
How Do Boys Start A
Conversation With Each Other On
Facebook ?
Boy 1 : Aur Chu#%ye....
Boy 2 : Haan Bc.. !!Bol :

Girl Status In Fb
(Hi)= 56 Like + 520 Coment
!
Nd Boy Status In Fb
(Hi Frds Hw R U )==
2 Like + 1 Coment

What Is The Similarity Between

Facebook And Fridge ??

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Pata Hota Hai Ki Kuch
Bhi Nahi Hai,
Phir Bhi Din Me 10 Bar
Khol K Dekhte Hai.

Facebook Should Change
The Status Question From
"What's On Your Mind?"
To "What's Your Problem Today?" :P

Modern Dhamki
Teacher:- Beta Tumhara Test Ka
Result Aa Gya He
Kal Apne Parents Ko
School Lekar Aa Rhe Ho Ya
Facebook Pe Tag Kar Ke Sab Ko Dikha Du...???
Like & Share Your Frnds...

Baap- Beta Chhod De Ye
Facebook,
Ye Facbook Tuje Roti
Nahi Dene Wali.
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Kamina Beta- Haa Papa
Ye Facebook Muje Roti
Nahi Denewali
Par Roti Banane Wali Dega.

Effect Of Facebook...

Teacher - Batao Parle-G Par
Jo Green Dot Bana Hota Hai
Uska Kya Matlab Hota Hai?
Student - Sir Iska Matlab Hai
Ki Parle Sahab Abhi Online Hain.