Special SMS [Facebook SMS]

Facebook Keeps Suggesting Me:
Friends You May Know
But When I Try Adding Someone,
It Says,
Do You Know Him?
Isn't It Height Of Non-sense

Status Uploaded On Fb
By A Heart Broken Boy :(
Dabby Me Dabba , Dabby Me Cake..
Ek Or Add Hui Woh Bhi Fake.

Boy:
Will You Marry Me?
Girl:
Yes!
(Boy Starts Running)
Girl:
Hey Where Are You Going?
Boy:
I'm Going To Update
My Relationship Status On Facebook =P.

Girls Status On Fb-> :(
Comments:
1. Haww! Kya Hua?
2. Hey,evrything Ok? Shud I Call?
3. Hey, Dont B Sad.tell Me Wot Happened?
4. Evrythngs Gonna Be Ok Baby, Chill.

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Boys Status On Fb-> :(
Comments:
1. Rota Hi Rahio Zindagi Bhar Kutte
2. Kya Hua Kamine
3. Sala Dukhi Aatma.
4. Zindagi Barbaad Hai Teri Saale.

I Want To Make A
Facebook Account
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And The Name Will Be
Nobody
So When I See Stupid
Scrap People Post,
I Can Like It...
And It Will Say
Nobody Likes This.... =P

Similarity Between
Facebook 'N Jail :P

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In B0th Cases Y0u Sit
'N Waste Time N' Write 0n Walls

Fighting Styles :
1980's:
Meet Me At The Ground And I'll Show U !!
1990's:
Dare To Come At My Place..
Then U'll Know Who I Am !!
2000's:
Phone Pe Sher Mat Ban
Saamne Aa To Dekhta Hoon !!
2012's:
Tu Facebook Pe Mil Saale...!
Teri Wall Pe Aise Comment Maarunga
K Account Hi Delete Kar Dega.

Girl's Status On Fb:

"I M Sad:("
(172 Comments)
Boy's Status:
"I M Goin To Commit Sucide :-"(
(2 Likes, N 1 Comment:
Dekh Le Yar, Ho Skay To Na Kr!)

A Boy's Facebook Status
During Class:
I Am Online
From Class....
Comment From His Teacher:

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Beta Test Me 0 Mila Hai
Aa K Dekhega Ya Tag Karun..??

Once A Guy Updated His Status
"I M Gonna Sleep On
Terrace Tonight"

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After Sometime

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17 Mosquitoes Likes Da Status!

Modern Definition 0f
" Best Friend "
A Person Who Has Most
Numbers 0f
'Likes' n 'Comments'
0n Your Posts 0n
" F a c e b o o k " ...