Special SMS [Facebook SMS]

Facebook- The Place Where
People Announce Their Problem
With World But Not With The
Person They Have A Problem With.
Strange But True.. :)

Girl’s Status On Facebook:
"Feeling Sad"
81 Comments
Guy’s Status:
"Goin To Suicide"
2 Likes And 1 Comment Which Reads
"Dude Who’s Gonna Use Ur Bike Now?"

Facebook Fever:
Once A Guy Updated His Status
"I M Gonna Sleep In Garden
Tonight"
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After Sometime
170 Mosquitoes Liked His
Status.

A Boys Painful Letter To Facebook...
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Dear Facebook, Plz Stop Suggesting
Me Such Beautiful Girls,
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It Really Hurts When I Can't Add Them.. :((

Sincerely, Blocked User :P :))

Height Of Addiction:
Just B4 A Prisoner Was
Ready 2b Hanged 2 Death
D Officer Askd Him Abt
His Last Wish!
He Said: I Want 2 Update
My Facebook Status As Died.

School:
A Place Where
Papa Pays & Son Plays :-
D
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Life Insurance:
A Contract That Keeps
You Poor All Your Life So
That You Can Die
Rich;-)
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Marriage:
Its An Agreement In
Which A Man Looses His
Bachelors Degree And A
Women Gains Her
Masters;-)
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Dictionary:
A Place Where Success
Comes Before Work :-)
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Smile:
A Curve Dat Can Set A
Lot Of Thngs Straight :-)
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Doctor:
A Person Who Kills Ur Ills
By Pills, N Kills U By
Bills

90% Girls In Faceb0ok Say They
Are
In Relati0nship.
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90% B0ys In Facebo0k Say They
Are
Single...
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Then Who R Liars....
Boys Or Girls???

I Thinks That Facebook
Should Change The
Status Question From
What's On Your Mind?
To.
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Whats Your Problem Today?

Kisko Kisko Setting Krni Hai ???
Toh
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Facebook Profile Ke Right Corner
Pe Setting Ka Option Hai
Jitni Marji Ho Kr Lo :P

Ek Rich Ladki Ne Signal Pr
Khde Bhikari Se Kaha
Arey Maine Apko Kahi Dekha H
Bhikari Bola Memsaab We
Are Friends On Facebook.

Tere Status Ki Wo Namkeen
Baaten, Tere Sms Se Wo
Mulaakaten, Nahi Bhulunga Me,
Jab Tak Hai Facebook
Jab Tak Hai Facebooke
Wo Tera Like Karke Cmnt Na Krna,
Wo Tera Sms Ka Rply Na Krna,
Nahi Bhulunga Me,
Jab Tak Hai Facebook
Jab Tak Hai Facebook