Special SMS [School/College SMS]

Dilse Posted In Special SMS
Added 10 years ago

Wana B 1st In Class?
Tips:
1- Wake Up Evryday At 5 Am.
2- Drink Tea Or Coffee.
3- Go 2 College At 6.00am
Nobody Wil B There.
U R 1st In Class..!

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Dilse Posted In Special SMS
Added 10 years ago

4m Ragging To Being Seniors,
4m Strangers To Being Frnds,
4m Having Crush To Falling In Love,
4m Being Freaks 2 Being D
Dudes N Dudettes,
4m Joys To Tears,this S The
Journey Frm First To Second Year!
Njoy The Last Few Months As Juniors..
Dese R Special Days Of Our Life !!

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Dilse Posted In Special SMS
Added 10 years ago

Finaly Hamara Break Up
Ho Gaya Hai......





Me & My




Books





Qki




Ham Ek Doosre Ko Samajh Nahi Paye

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Dilse Posted In Special SMS
Added 10 years ago

Techer:- Homework Kyu Nahi Kiya?

Student:- Tv Dekh Raha Tha... Mood Nahi Tha...

Teacher:-(slap) Batamiz Muh Pe Jawab Deta Hai?

Student:-kyu Sach Ka Sabak Sikhaye....
Jab Sach Sun Bhi Na Paye....
Sach Koi Bole To Tu Niyam Kanun Bataye...
Tera Dar,
Tera Pyar,
Teri Wah,
Tu Hi Rakh,
Rakh Saali......
Sadda Haq Aithe Rakh....
Sadda Haq Aithe Rakh....

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Dilse Posted In Special SMS
Added 10 years ago

Universal Truth We Learnt:
"Sun Rises In The East".


Fact:
"Sun Neither Rises Nor Sets,
Only Earth Rotates..!"




Moral:-
"Education Ruins Us!!!"

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Dilse Posted In Special SMS
Added 10 years ago

Ye Exam Ke Rishte Bhi Ajib Hote He
Sab Apne Apne Nasib Hote He
Rehte He Jo
Nigaho Se Dur
Saale Wahi Question
Compulsory Hote He..

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Dilse Posted In Special SMS
Added 10 years ago

What I Learned During Classes In School :
How To Yawn Without Opening Mouth.
How To Sleep With Eyes Open.
How To Text Without Looking
At The Cell Phone. .
How To Eat Lunch Without Moving Mouth.
How To Pretend That We Are
Understandingeach And Every
Word Of Teachers. . !!

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Dilse Posted In Special SMS
Added 10 years ago

The Most Difficult Task For A
Student Is......?
1) Waiting For The Lecture To End
2) Stop Laughing At Teacher...:d
3) Controlling Sleep In Class
4) Attending Class Without
Bunking :P
5) Studying
6) All Of The Above
7) To Behave Like A Student :E
8) To Reach Class Before
Attendance :-L
9) To Bear A Dumb Teacher :/
10) To Tackle Crazy Teachers..!

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Dilse Posted In Special SMS
Added 10 years ago

Father To His Son-
How Was The Paper?
Son- Bas Pehla Sawal Chut Gaya.
Father- Acha,aur Baki?
Son- 3rd Mujhe Ata Nahi Tha,
4th Main Karna Bhul Gya,
5th Mujhe Nazar Nahi Aya Nd
6th Paper Ki Pichli Taraf Tha
Meine Dekha Nahi.
Father Gusse Me Bola-
Aur 2nd Ques?
Son- Bas Sirf Wahi Galat Hua Hai!

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Dilse Posted In Special SMS
Added 10 years ago

Human Brain Is The Most
Outstanding Object In World.
It Functions 24hrs A Day,
365days A Year. It Functions
Right From The Time We Are Born,
And Stop Only When We
Enter The Examination Hall.

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Dilse Posted In Special SMS
Added 10 years ago

If In Examination Hall
During D Exam U Feel Tht D
Paper Is Tough, Dont Worry.
Just Close Ur Eyes, Take A
Deep Breath N Say 2 Urself
"Dis Is A Very Interesting Subject.
I Want To Study It One More Year"

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