Special SMS [School/College SMS]

1 Hand On Pen
Othr On Phone,

1 Ear On Lecture
Othr On Gossip,

1 Eye On Board
Othr On Crush,








Who Told College Life Is Easy..:-)

Many Yrs Have Passed

Millions Of Tomorrow Gone

But Still A Hope Remains
In All Students Dat
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.
.
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We Will Study Tomorrow Definitly..:-)

Send Me Ur Msgs Only At These Timings..
Morning
6am-12pm
Noon
12pm-4pm
Evening
4pm-8pm
Night
8pm-6am
Besides Dese Timing I-ll
B Studying.plz Coperate!!

Exams R Here,
At D Paper We Stare
D Ans R No Where,
Which Maks Us Pull Our Hair..
D Teachrs Glare,
And Grades R Below Fair,
But Just Like The Past 16 Yrs,

We Dont Care!!!!!

In A School Function:
A Lkg Boy Started Closing
His Ears With Both Hands When
A Girl Was About To Start Her Speech,
Others Asked Him Why R U Closing Ur Ears,
He Replied: Hey Dudes She Is My Lover,
She-ll Start D Speech As
My Dear Brothers And Sisters...

8 Semesters Are There
80gb Syllabus
80mb We Study
80kb We Remember
80 Bytes We Answer
Binary Marks We Get,
The Degree Finally We Get Is Be
That Is Brain Empty (B.e)

Difference Between
Insult & Achievement
If You Cry Seeing Your Question
Paper Its An Insult,
But If You Make Your Teacher Cry
Seeing Your Answer Paper
Its Achievement.….!!!!

Simple IIT Question
What is the solution for 2+2?
Options:
a) 4
b) Four
c) IV
d) 4.0
Isiliye STUDENTS suicide krte hain... :)

Math Teacher : If A=b And
B=c Then A=c,
Now Give Me The Practical
Example Of This
Principle From Real Life.
Student : I Love You Sir
And You Love Your
Daughter Which Means
I Love Your Daughter.

Height Of Good Luck!
Teacher: Hey! Stand Up.
Tell Me Two Pronouns.



Student: Who? Me?



Teacher: Very Good.
Sit Down....

Studies Are Of Two Types....

1st) Difficult Subjects
Which Can't Be Studied....

2nd) Easy Subjects That
Doesnt Need 2 B Studies....

Thats How College Students Study :)