Special SMS [School/College SMS]

Height Of Respect:
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Hum Sirf Ye Soch Kar
Apni Answer Sheet Khaali
Chhod Aate Hain Ke Kahi
Teachers Ye Na Kahein,
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"Dekho Aaj Ke Bacche
Bado Ko Jawaab Dete Hain" :P
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Sanskar You Know..!! x) :P

Jab Class Mai Hum Boys
Hasi-majaak Kare Tab Mere
Ek Sir Ka Reaction..
"Kya Hai..kyn Itni Jyaada
Hasi Aa Rahi Hai...
Koi Joke Yad A Gaya Kya..get Out
Tumhari Attendance Nahi Lagegi"!!!
Aur Jab Ladkiya Hass Rahi Ho Tab :
"Arey Kya Baatein Ho Rahi Hain Aaj?
Kyun Itna Hass Rahe Ho?
Zara Humein Bhi Toh Bataiye!!! :P ;)
Sale Thurky Teachers Hote The Sab;-d

Har Taraf Padhai Ka Saya Hai
Kitabo Main Sukh Kisne Paya Hai
Ladke To Jate Hai Tution Ladkiyan Dekhne
Aur Sir Kehte Hai Dekho Itni
Barsat Mai Ladka Padhne Aya Hai:-p…

Girls Are Not Worried About
Der Looks Nw.
Wah Wah

Girls Are Not Worried About
Der Looks Nw.
Coz,

I Am Busy Wid My Books Nw!
Wah Wah Wah!!

A Sleeping Lion
Is Stronger
Thn A
Barking Dog.
So A
Sleepng
Studnt
Is Bettr
Thn A
Barking Lecturer.

The Longest 5 Mins. In The World Is

The Last 5 Mins. Of A Lecture!!!

While

The Shortest 5 Mins. Is

The Last 5 Mins. Of An Exam!!!

Isn-t It......

One Fine Day, All Of Us Will
Get Busy Wid Our Lives,
Long Working Hours, No More Classes,
Lectures, Friends, Teases & Funs,
Sms, Wont Have Time 4 Ourselves,
On Such A Day, You-ll Luk Outside
Ur Window Alone & See Da Gud Old
Memories Flash You By Nd You-ll Get
A Smile Wid A Tear In Ur Eyez Nd
You-ll Turn Bak 2 Ur Work Thinkin..
I Wish I Could Go Back...
Dis Msg Is 2 Al My Frndz Who Helped
2 Create Such Memories, Thank U 4
Being A Part Of It.. Miss U All.

First Line 2 Write In Exam
"All D Answers Written Below
Are Imaginary And Work Of My
Creative Mind Any Rememblance
To Textbook Iz Unintenti0nal
And Purely Accidental..

In Examination Hall,
How Do Boys Manage The Time..
1. Watching The Girls Around.
2. Sighting The Lady Superviser.
3. Counting How Many Windows & Doors.
4. Seeing The Brand Name Of The Pen.
5. Reading Evrything Writen On Benches.
6. Feelings For Wasting Yesterday Nite.
7. Dreaming To Study Well For Nxt Xam.
8. Calculating Again & again D
Marks He Can Get, Out Of Watever He Has Writen.
9. Thinking Abusive Words For The Paper Setter..
10. Watching D Blank Ans. Sheets

Life of a student:

Wallet hai, paise nahi
Lecture hai, attendance nahi
Mobile hai, balance nahi
Friends hai boyfriend ya girlfriend nahi
Exam hai, tension nahi
Padhna hai, lekin saala mood nahi!

College Memories:
One Sided Love,
Silent Mode Mobiles,
Bus Stand Comedies
Canteen Foods,
Escape From Seminars,
Last Period Galataas,
Birthday Treats,
Last Minute Preparation,
Over Night Study For Next Day Exam,
Friend-family Functions,
Internal Marks Problem,
Mass Bunk For A Film,
Waiting For Feb14,
Shortage Of Pocket Money
And Attendance
Those Day Willnever Come Again