Story SMS [Funny Story SMS]

Ek Seth Ne Sindhi Salesman Rakha.
Sales 4 Guna Ho Gayi..
Seth Ek Din Sindhi Se Milne Shop
Pe Aaya Toh Woh Grahak Ko Fishing Rod Bech Raha Tha,
Seth Khada Ho K Dekhne Laga,
Grahak Ne 800 Me Fishing Rod Kharid Lia...
Sindhi Salesmen Bola - itne Mehnge
Joote Pehanke Fishing Karoge?
Sports Shoe Le Lo
Usne 600 Ke Shoes Le Liye
Sindhi Bola-dhoop Lagegi,
Ek Cap Bhi Lo, Usne Le Li
Sindhi Bola - fishing Karte Hue
Bhookh Lagegi To Kuch Khane Ko Le Lo
Usne Chips, Biscuit Le Liye
Woh Bola Fish Rakhne Ke Liye Ek Basket Le Lo,
Le Liya
Iss Tarah Uska Bill 8000 Bana
Seth Bahut Khush Hua Bola - tum Acche
Salesman Ho, Wo Keval Fishng Rod Lene Aaya Tha Or
Tumne Itna Saman Bech Diya..

Sindhi Sales Man : Sethji Wo To
Biwi Ke Liye "Whisper" Lene Aaya Tha,
Maine Bola-7 Din Kya Karega,
Ja Jake Machali Pakad...

Doctor Pagal Se:
Tum Pagal Q Huey?
Pagal: Maine 1 Vidhva Se Shadi Ki,
Uski Jawan Beti Se Mere Baap Ne Shadi Ki
Yu Meri Wo Beti Meri Maa Ban Gai
Un K Ghar Beti Hui To Wo Meri Behn Hui
Magar Main Uski Naani Ka Pati Tha
Is Liye Wo Meri Nathn Hui.
Isi Tarha Mera Beta Apni Daadi
Ka Bhai Ban Gaya Or Main Apne Bete Ka Bhanja Aur
Mera Baap Mera Damaad Ban Gaya
Aur Mera Beta Apne Dada Ka Sala Ban Gaya Aur
Dr: Abey Chup Kar Saale
Kya Mujhe B Pagal Krega..?

Ek Pagal Roz Yehi Kehta Tha-
Gulti Banaunga, Panchi Ko Marunga..
6 Month Pagal Khane Me Treatment K Baad
Dr. Ne Pucha- Ab Kya Karoge?
Pagal- Shadi
Dr.-phir? Pagal-suhagrat
Dr.-good, Phir?pagal-sari Utarunga
Dr.-phir?pagal-blouse Utarunga
Dr.-oh No! Phir?pagal-br* Be Utarunga
Dr.-my God, Phir?pagal-phir Kya!
Br* K Elastic Se Gulti Banaunga Or
Panchi Ko Marunga.
Dr.-oh My Gudnes
Sala 2 To Perfct Pagal Hai Re..