Story SMS [Funny Story SMS]

Added 10 years ago

Ek College Ke Kuch Ladke Roz Ek
Hotel Me Jate
Aur Ek Waiter Ko Khoob Preshan
Karte The.
Ek Din Unhe Apni Galti Ka Ehsaas
Hua Aur
Unhone Waiter Ko 10 Rupaye Tip
Dekar Maafi Mangi-
"Sorry Bhai,aaj K Baad Hum Tumhe
Kabhi Preshan Nhi
Krenge."
Waiter Khush Hokr Bola-"thnx
Bhai,main V Waada Karta Hoon
Ki Aaj K Baad Aaplogo Ki Coffey Me
Thooka Nhi Krunga ! ! " :)

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Added 10 years ago

Nanha Munna Bachha Hu Main.
Sabke Man Ko Main Harsaau.
Pyar Se Mujhko Jo Bhi Dekhe.
Pass Main Uske Aana Chahu.
Ada Hai Meri Ye Nakhrali.
Baah O Ko. Sabki Tarsaau :D
Muskan Meri.
Aisi Albeli.
Dil Me Sabke Pyar Jagau.
Le Lo Mujhko Godi Me Tum.
Mithi Pappi :* Main De Jaau :*
Susu Pe Control Nahi Hai.
Jab Tab Diaper Gila Kar
Jaau..hehehe :P
Bhuk Lage Hai Jab Bhi
Mujhko.mumma Mumma Main
Chillau>:(.

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Added 10 years ago

Petrol Pump Se 21 Km Door
1 Faujitruck Ka Petrol Khatam Ho Gaya
2nd Seat Par Major Beitha Tha
Santa Driver Ne Major Ko Bataya
K Sir Petrol Pump Tak Dhakka
Laganaparrayga Sub Neechay Utray Aur
...
Dhakka Lagana Shuru Kia Kaafi
Dair Baad Petrol Pump Par Pahunch
Gaye.. Kuchh Jawan Thak K Behosh Ho
Gaye Santa Ne Petrol Dalwana Shuru
Kia To Major Ne Kaha K Peechhy Jo Drum
Hai Us Mebhe Dalwa Lo
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Santa : Sir, Wo Tou Full Hai Emergency
K Liye Rakha Hua Hai:-p:-d

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Added 10 years ago

Dosto,aaj Hum 1 Ajib Prani Ke Bareme
Padhenge..
Is Jiv Ka Naam Hai...
"Girlfriend".
Yeh Aksar College Me Payi
Jati Hai...
Inka Poustik Aahar He
Boyfriend Ka Bheja Aur
Wallet.
Inhe Aksar Naraz Hone Ka
Natak Karte Hue Dekha Jata Hai..
Is Prani Ka Sabse Khataranak
Hathiyar He Rona Or
Emotionally Blackmail Karna.
Uske Sampark Me Rehne Se
Tension Naam Ki Bimari Ho Sakti Hai.
Jiska Koi Ilaaj Nahi,
Baas Inse Savdhan Rehna
"Bharat Sarkar Dwara Janhit Me Jari."

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Added 10 years ago

Ek Ladki Ki 5 Crore Ki
Lottery Nikli ,
Company Ne Socha k
Achanak Btayege To
Ladki Khushi Se Mar Sakti Hai,
Usne Pappu Ko Ye Kaam Diya or
Kaha k ladki ko kuchh
iss tarah se Btana Ki Wo
Khushhi Se Mar Na Jaye,
Pappu Ne Ja ke Us Ladki ko kaha
Maan lo Aap Ko 5 Crore Ka
Inaam Nikle To Kya Krogi...??
Larki: Aap Ke Samne
Dance Karungi Aap Se Pyar Krungi,
Shadi Karlungi, Yehi Nahi,
Aadha Inaam Bhi tumhe De dungi.
Ye sun kr Pappu Hi Khushi Se Mar Gaya..

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Added 10 years ago

Ek Sharabi full tight hokar ghar jaa raha tha..

Raaste me mandir ke baahar pujari dikha..
Sharabi n pujari se poocha, sabse bada kaun?

Pujaari ne peecha chudane ke liye kaha-
"Mandir Bada"..

Sharabi bola
"Mandir bada toh dharti pe kaise khada"

Pujari: "Dharti badi"
Sharabi: "Dharti badi
Toh Sheshnaag pe kyun khadi"

Pujari: "Sheshnaag bada"
Sharabi: "Sheshnaag bada
Toh Shiv ke gale me kyon pada"

Pujari: "Shiv bada"
Sharabi: "Shiv bada toh
Parbat par kyon khada"

Pujari: "Parbat bada"
Sharabi: "Parbat bada
Toh Hanuman ki ungli pe kyon pada"

Pujari: "Hanuman bada"
Sharabi: "Hanuman bada
Toh Ram ki charno me kyon pada"

Pujari: "Ram bada"
Sharabi: "Ram bada toh
Ravan ke piche kyun pada"

Pujari: "Arey mere baap tu bata kaun bada"
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Sharabi: "Is duniya me woh bada
Jo puri bottle pee ke apni taango pe khada"

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Added 10 years ago

Fees maafi ke liye Application:

To
The Principal
High school
Sir,
Baat ye hui k mere Dad ne mujhe
fees k liye 2000 rupe Diye the,
500 ki dosto k sath film dekh li,
500 ki drink ho gayi,
500 ka girlfrind ka recharge
karwana pad gaya fir usko 250
ki coffee pilai, aur bache 250
english wali mam pe shart har gaya…

Mein samjhta tha ki unka sirf
maths ke sir ke saath chakkar
hai par unka to aapse bhi chakar nikla,
ab aapke paas 2 hi raste haia…
Ya to meri fees maaf ya aapka pardafaash..
Asha karta hun meri fees maaf ho jayegi…

Aapka pyara
Vidyarthi..
Chappal Chor Das

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Added 10 years ago

Death came to a guy and said,
“My frnd today is ur day”
Guy: “But Im not ready!”.
Then death said,
“Well ur name is the next on my list”.
Guy: “Okay why don’t
u take a seat and I will
get u something to eat before we go?”.
Then death said,
“All right”
The guy gave death some
food with sleeping pills in it,
death finished eating
and fell into a deep sleep.
The guy took the list
& removed his name from top
of the list and put
into the bottom of the list…
When death woke up
he said to the guy,
“Because u have been so very nice to me,
I will start from
the BOTTOM of the list”

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Added 10 years ago

Once There Was A Boy Who Loved
A Girl But That Girl Only Hated Him,
Boy Asked The Girl That He Will
Change Her Hatred To Love &
He Asked Girl That He Will Stand
In Front Of Her House Till Next
100 Days Stroms N Rains Came But
The Boy Didn’t Move With The
Passage Of Days That Girl Started
Falling In Love With Him On 99th
Day The Girl Decided That
She Will Say That She Also Loves
Him With The Rise Of Sun Of 100th
Day The Girl Went Out But
The Boy Wasn’t There She Was
Worried Then She Found A
Paper On Which It Was Written
“Tere Chakar Mein Teri Padoswali Set Ho Gai”

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Added 10 years ago

Ye 1 darawni kahani hai,
kamjor dil wale ise na pade..!!

Barsat ki 1 raat me 1 budha
aadmi hath me 1kitab bechne ke liye khda tha,
1 aadmi aaya aur usne vo
kitab 3000/- mein kharid li

Budhe aadmi ne kitab de ke kaha:
Jab tk koi musibat na aye
kitab ka LAST PAGE mat dekna.

Aadmi ne kitab puri pad li lekin
dar ke karan last page nahi khola.

1 din usse raha nahi gaya
aur last page khol ke dekh hi
liya aur sadme se mar gya..

last page par likha tha..

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MRP-Rs 15/- only!

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Added 10 years ago

Ek din ek ladke ki girlfrnd ka BIRTHDAY tha.
Boy was not in that city.
So, he ordered 24 RED ROSE for his girlfriend.
He called her up.
Dear maine tumhare liye utne
ROSE ain jitni saal ki tum ho gyi ho.
While delivering florist thought:
Ye aajka mera sabse achha customer hai.
Chalo ise 10 ROSE FREE me de deta hu.
So, he gave 34 instead of 24.
aur aaj tak ladka nahi samajh paya ki
uska BREAK-UP kyu hua..!

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