Story SMS

A Friendship Story:
1st Frnd: Dekh Maine Naya Mobile
Liya.
2nd Frnd: Waah, Chal Party De,
Me Tuje Gift Dunga.
Shaamko Wo Hotel Gaye(aftr
Dinner)
2nd: Tumne Hotel Me Khane Ka
Intzam Kaise Kiya?
1st Frnd: Mobile Bechke,
Teri Khushi Se Badhkar
Thodi Ku6 Hai?
2nd Frnd: Saale, Muje Pata Tha, Tu
Aisa Hi Karega,
Maine Tera Becha Hua Mobile
Us Dukan Se Le Liya Tha...
Le Teri Gift!
"Zindagi Me Dost Nahi,
Dosto Me Zindagi Hai".

Ek College Ke Kuch Ladke Roz Ek
Hotel Me Jate
Aur Ek Waiter Ko Khoob Preshan
Karte The.
Ek Din Unhe Apni Galti Ka Ehsaas
Hua Aur
Unhone Waiter Ko 10 Rupaye Tip
Dekar Maafi Mangi-
"Sorry Bhai,aaj K Baad Hum Tumhe
Kabhi Preshan Nhi
Krenge."
Waiter Khush Hokr Bola-"thnx
Bhai,main V Waada Karta Hoon
Ki Aaj K Baad Aaplogo Ki Coffey Me
Thooka Nhi Krunga ! ! " :)

Cute Lv Story♥
Bf: How Are You Swetheart ?
Gf: Not Good :(
Bf: Why? Wat Happened?
Gf: I Have Cold . .
Bf: What? How?
Gf: I Had Ice Cream. .
Bf: Are You Mad? I Had Told
You Not To Eat Ice Cream In
This Rainy Season..Are You Crazy ? ?
Look Into My Eyes What
The Hell You Think You Are?
Dont You Have Brain?
You Arent A Kid....
Can't You Just Take Care
Yourself? Stupid...
Idiot....
Gf: Smiled...
Hugged Him And Said "I Love
You"

A Love Story.
There Was A Blind Girl,
She Hated Every One Except
Her Boyfriend…
She Said,”i’ll Marry You When
I Could See. Eventually
Someone Donated Eyes,
When She Could See,
She Was Shocked To See That
Her Boyfriend Was Also Blind…
The Boy Asked,” Will You Marry Me Now?”
She Refused… The Boy Went Away Saying,
“Just Take Care Of My Eyes.”
This Is True Love

A Grlfrnd Gave A Challenge To Her
Boyfrnd To Live A Day Widout Her.
No Communication At All And Said
If He Passedit, She'll Love Him
Forever.the Boyfrnd Agreed.he
Never Texted Her Nor Called His
Girlfrnd For The Whole Day
Without Knowing That His Girlfrnd
Has 24 Hours Left Because Of A
Cancer.after A Day, He Excitedly
Went To His Girlfrnd,'i Did It
Baby' But Tears Fell As He Saw
His Girlfrnd Lying In A Coffin
With A Note 'You Did It Baby,
Now Please Do It Every Day
I Love You

Nanha Munna Bachha Hu Main.
Sabke Man Ko Main Harsaau.
Pyar Se Mujhko Jo Bhi Dekhe.
Pass Main Uske Aana Chahu.
Ada Hai Meri Ye Nakhrali.
Baah O Ko. Sabki Tarsaau :D
Muskan Meri.
Aisi Albeli.
Dil Me Sabke Pyar Jagau.
Le Lo Mujhko Godi Me Tum.
Mithi Pappi :* Main De Jaau :*
Susu Pe Control Nahi Hai.
Jab Tab Diaper Gila Kar
Jaau..hehehe :P
Bhuk Lage Hai Jab Bhi
Mujhko.mumma Mumma Main
Chillau>:(.

EK Baar Insan Ne Koyal Se,
Kaha Tu Kali Na Hoti To Kitni
Achhi Dikhti, Sagar Se Kaha
Tera Pani Khara Na Hota
To Kitna Achha Hota, Gulab Se
Kaha Tujme Kante Na Hote
Tho Kitna Achha Hota, Tab
Teeno 1 Sath Bole Ke Hai,
Insan Tujh Me Dusro Ki “Kamiya”
Dekhne Ki Adat Na Hoti To Tu
Kitna Achha Hota.

Petrol Pump Se 21 Km Door
1 Faujitruck Ka Petrol Khatam Ho Gaya
2nd Seat Par Major Beitha Tha
Santa Driver Ne Major Ko Bataya
K Sir Petrol Pump Tak Dhakka
Laganaparrayga Sub Neechay Utray Aur
...
Dhakka Lagana Shuru Kia Kaafi
Dair Baad Petrol Pump Par Pahunch
Gaye.. Kuchh Jawan Thak K Behosh Ho
Gaye Santa Ne Petrol Dalwana Shuru
Kia To Major Ne Kaha K Peechhy Jo Drum
Hai Us Mebhe Dalwa Lo
.
Santa : Sir, Wo Tou Full Hai Emergency
K Liye Rakha Hua Hai:-p:-d

Story
K Kyun Pyar K Sath Dard Rehta Hai

Dard Ne Counting Start Ki Aur
Sari Feelings Chup Gayi.
Jhoot Ek Darakht K Piche Chup Gaya
Aur Pyar Gulaab K Piche.
Sab Pakre Gaye Siwa Pyar K,
Yeh Dekh Kr Jealousy Ne Dard Ko
Bata Dia K Pyar Kahan Chupa Hai.
Dard Ne Pyar Ko Khinch K Nikala
To Kanton Ki Waja Se Pyar Ki
Ankhen Kharab Ho Gayi Aur Wo
Andha Ho Gaya. Tho Sb Ne Dard Ko
Saza Sunai K Wo Zindagi Bhar
Pyar K Sath Rahe Ga. Bs Tab Se Pyar
Andha Hota Hai Aur Wo Jahan B
Jata Hai Dard Us K Sath Jata Hai.

♥ Cute Story ♥
A Small Boy And Girl
Were Crying Togther..
When Some1 Asked Why You R Crying.
Girl Said My Doll Has Broken,
And Boy Said I'm Crying Becous My
Doll Is Crying.

Dosto,aaj Hum 1 Ajib Prani Ke Bareme
Padhenge..
Is Jiv Ka Naam Hai...
"Girlfriend".
Yeh Aksar College Me Payi
Jati Hai...
Inka Poustik Aahar He
Boyfriend Ka Bheja Aur
Wallet.
Inhe Aksar Naraz Hone Ka
Natak Karte Hue Dekha Jata Hai..
Is Prani Ka Sabse Khataranak
Hathiyar He Rona Or
Emotionally Blackmail Karna.
Uske Sampark Me Rehne Se
Tension Naam Ki Bimari Ho Sakti Hai.
Jiska Koi Ilaaj Nahi,
Baas Inse Savdhan Rehna
"Bharat Sarkar Dwara Janhit Me Jari."