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Amazing Love Story:
A Kanjoos Boy Fell In Love
With Kanjoos Girl..
Girl: Jab Dad So Jyenge To Mai
Gali Me Sikka Fekungi,
Awaaz Sunke Tum Turant Andar Aa Jana.
Lekin Boy Sikka Fekne K 1
Ghante Baad Aaya.
Girl: Itni Der Kyo Laga Di?;->
Boy: Wo Mai Sikka Dhund Rha Tha.
Girl: Pagal Wo To "Dhaaga Baandh"
K Feka Tha,
Wapas Khich Liya..:

Ek Chaor Ameer Aadmi Ke Ghar
Chori Karne Gaya Tijori Par
Likha Tha Tijori Todne Ki
Jarorat Nahi Hai 452 No Prees
Karke Samne Wala Lal Batan
Dabaye Jaise Hi Batan Daba
Alaram Baja Aur Police Aagye..
Jate Jate Chor Seth Se Bola.
Ab Mera Inshanyat Se Bharosh
Uth Gaya Hai..

Ek Ladka Or Ek Ladki Ek Dusre
Ko Bahut Pyar Karte The...
Ladki Hamesha Ladke Se Yahi
Kehti Rehti Thi Ki Mera Dil
Tumhare Paas Hai. Iska Khayal
Rakhna. Ek Din Ladki Ne Ladke
Ko Bataya Ke Uski Shadi Ty Ho
Gayi Hai Or Wo Apne Mom Dad Ke
Against Nahi Ja Skti...
Boy Also Agreed Wid Her.. Next Day
Girl Was Married Wid
Another Gyu.. When She Was Opning Gift,
She Saw The Gift N Got Fainted...
Gift Ke Ander Ladke Ka Dil Tha
Aur Ek Letter Pe Likha Tha Pagli
Apna Dil To Leti Jaa Warna
Apne Pati Ko Kya Degi..

Ek Tooti Prem Kahani
Fark Sirf Itna Sa Hai
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Uski Barat Gai,
Iski Mayat Uthi.
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Phool Us Par Bhi The,
Phool Ispar Bhi The.
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Mehfil Waha Bhi Thi,
Log Yaha Bhi The.
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Wo Doli Pe Thi,
Ye Janaze Pe Thi.
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Unka Hasna Waha,
Inka Rona Yaha.
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Saheliya Uski Bhi Thi,
Dost Iske Bhi The.
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Qazi Udhar Bhi The,
Molvi Idhar Bhi The.
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Wo Saj Ke Gai,
Ise Sajaya Gaya.
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Wo Uth Ke Gai,
Ise Uthaya Gaya.
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*Fark Sirf Itna Tha*
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Use Apnaya Gaya,
Or
Ise Dafnaya Gaya.

Sad Luv Story (In Sms)
Girl: Hi Darling.!
Boy: Hi Sweety.!
(Sending Failed)
Girl: Are U There Or Busy ?
Boy: Hey Am Here (Sending Failed)
Girl: Are U Ignoring Me?
Boy: No No.
(Network Problem Sending Failed)
Girl: Ok Fine. Don't Talk With Me..
Gud Bye!!
Boy: Jake Mar Sali.. (Message Sent)

16 Saal Ke Ladke Ko 12 Saal
Ki Khupsurat Ladki Ki Photo
Rashte Me Mili. Or Us Ladke
Ko Us Ladki Se Pyar Ho Gaya.
Uska Us Ladki K Liye Pyar
Dhire 2 Badne Laga. Wo Us Ladki
Se Bahut Pyar Karne Lga. Lekin
Wo Ladka Us Ladki Ko Kbi Nhi
Paa Saka. Kuch Saal Baad.
Uski Wife Ne Wo Photo Dekha Or
Puch: Tumhe Ye Photo Kaha Se Mila ?
Ladke Ne Pucha Q ?
Ladki Boli: Meri Photo Kho Gai
Thi Jab Mai 12 Saal Ki Thi.

Car Mai Pappu Ki Family Jaa Rahi Thi.

Police Ne Car Ko Roka:
Ye Suraksha Week Hai.. Aap Seat
Belt Pehan Kar Car Chala Rahe Ho,
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Aapko 5000 Ka Inaam Diya Jata Hai.
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Aap Is Inaam Ka Kya Karoge.. ??
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Pappu:- Mai Iss Se Apna Driving
Licence Banwaunga..
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Tabhi Uski Maa Boli:
Iss Ki Baat Ka Yakin Mat Karo..
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Daaru Pee Kar Kuchh Bhi Bolta Hai..
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Uske Papa Neend Se Jaage Aur
Police Ko Dekh Ke Bole:
Mujhe Pata Tha Ki Chori Ki Car
Me Hum Zyada Door Nahi Ja Paenge..
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Tabhi Car Ki Dikki Se Awaaj Aayi:
Hamne Bordar Cross Kar Liya Kya ??

Ek Bachche Ne Shankar
Bhagwanji Se Cycle Mangi,
Pr Use Cycle Nahi Mili To
Usne Mandir Se Ganesh
Murti Churai Aur Ek Letter
Rakh Diya Agar Bachcha
Wapis Chahiye To Cycle Le Anaa.

2 Dost Jungle Mein,
Raste Me Raat Ho Gayi
Wo Tent Laga K So Gaye..
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Raat Ko 1 Dost Ki Ankh Khuli..
Usne Dusre Ko Jaga K Kaha:
Aasman Ki Taraf Dekh Ke Bata
Tujhe Kya Nazar Aatahai..??
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2nd: Bahut Sare Sitare
1st: Is Se Kya Pata Chalta Hai..??
2nd: Asman Khubsurat Hai..
1st: Abey Newton Ki Aulad,
Tent Chori Ho Gaya Hai..

Touching Story.
Ek Ladka Or Ek Ladki Dono
Bohat Pyaar Karte The.
Par Unke Ghrwalo Ko Unka
Pyaar Pasand Nahi Tha.
To Un Dono Ne Ek Sat Marne
Ka Plan Banaya. Wo Dono Ek
Badi Bulding Par Gaye Pahale
Ladki Ne Chalang Lagai.
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Or
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Usi Time Shaktimaan Wahi Se
Gujar Raha Tha. To Kya Shaktimaan
Us Ladki Ko Bacha Payega..
Janane K Liye Dekhte Rahiye Shaktimaan..

3 Dosto Ki Kahani
1 Gayaan.
2 Dhan.
AUR
3 Viswaas
3no Bahut Achche Dost The
3no Ko Judaa Hona Para
3no Ne Ek Dusre Se Sawal Kiya
Ki Kaun Kaha Jayega....?
GAYAAN Bola Mai To Mandir,
Masjid, Church, Gurudawre Aur
Vidyaale Jaungaa.
DHAN Ne Kaha Mai Mahal Aur
Ameero Ke Paas Jaungaa. Lekin
Viswaas Chup Tha 2no Ne Wajah
Puchi to Biswaas Ne Thandi Aah
Bhar Ke Bola Mai 1 Baar Chala
Gaya To Bapis Nahi Aaungaa.