Sayings - Quotes SMS [Funny Saying SMS]

Being "In A Relationship"
And Being "In The "Hospital"
Is All The Same...
Everyone Asks:
"Serious Hai Kya" ?=P

1. Do You Feel Lazy To Get
Up Early In The Morning?
2. Does A Book Work As
A Sleeping Pill?
3. Attend Classes Only
For Attendance?
4. See The Calendar For Holidays?
5. Cell In Place Of A Pen?
If The All Above Is Happening With
U Congratulations !
U R A Perfect Student;-) :D
So Dont Worry, Be Happy :)
Just Chant The Mantra:-
"Kal Se Pakka Padhunga :-P :-P"

A Man Was Granted 2
Wishes By God,
He Asked For The Best
Drink And The Best Woman Ever.
Next Moment, He Got Mineral
Water And Mother Teresa.
Moral: Be Specific!

Every Lady Hopes That
Her Daughter Will Marry
A Better Man Than She Did
And Is Convinced That Her
Son Will Never Find A Wife
As Good As His Father Did.