Shayari SMS [Funny Shayari SMS]

Tere Hasrat Dua Ban Ke Reh Jayegi,
Tere Kismat Juaa Ban Ke Reh
Jayegi, Jis Pe Tu Try Marta
Rehta Hai, Wo Ek Din Tere
Bachoo Ke Buaa Ban Ke Reh Jaygei!

Har Taraf Padhai Ka Saya Hai,
Kitabo Main Sukh Kisne Paya
Hai, Ladke To Jate Hai Tution
Ladkiyan Dekhne Aur Sir
Kehte Hai Dekho Itni Barsat
Mai Ladka Padhne Aya Hai.

Kabhi Kabhi Meri Ankho Main Saya
Lagta Hai, Jo Apna Hai Who
Paraya Lagta Hai Tum Se Milne Ki
Tamanna To Bahut Hai Lekin Ane
Jane Main Kiraya Bohat Lagta Hai.

Wo Ishk To Karti Hai Par Janon
Nahi Karti, Wo Katal To
Karti Hai Par Khon Nahi Karti,
Is Kadar Kanjoos Hai Meri
Chahne Wali Mis Call
To Karti Hai Phon Nahi Karti ?

Halat Ho Gayi Hai Zamane Ki, Sab
Ki Aadat Ho Gayi Hai Paise Bachane
Ki, Sms To Company Ne Kab Ke
Saste Kar Diye, Par Fitrat Nahi
Badli Tumhari Chillar Bachane Ki.

Mere Ko Bas Teri Hi Pyas Lagti Rehti
Hai, Man Main Har Waqt Tere Aane
Ki Aas Rehti Hai, Teri Dewaangi Main
Is Kadar Diwane Ho Gaye, Ke Harr
Ladki Ki Maa Ab To Saas Lagti Hai.

Jab Jab Tu Mere Samne Aati H
Dil Me Ek Ajab Si Hal Chal Ho
Jaati Hai Dil Karta H Chum Lu
Honto Ke Tere Tabhi Tere
Papa Ki Pitayi Yaad Aa Jaati Hai.

Dil Ka Ashiyan Hum Nahi Sajate,
Bagon Me Phool Hum Nahin
Khilate, Humari Ek Pasand Se
Toot Jayenge Hazaron Dil, Bas Is
Liye Hum Girlfriend Nahin Banate.

Pyar Ne Najane Humko Kya Kya Kar
Dala, Unko Ashiq Aur Hum Ko
Paagal Bana Dala, Mumtaz Ek
Phool Ka Wazan Nahi Utha
Sakthi Thi Aur Shah E Jahan
Ne Us Par Hi Tajmahel Banadala.

Love Ko Life Me Must Hona Chahiye,
Students Ko Love Me Interest
Hona Chahiye, Ashiq Ishq Me
Perfect Hona Chahiye, Ye B College
Me Compulsory Subject Hona Chahiye.

Pee Ke Raat Ko Hum Unko Bhulane
Lage, Sharab Me Apne Gam Ko
Mitane Lage, Zaalim Sharab Peete
Hi Asar Dikhaane Lagi, Nashe Me
Unki Saheliya Bhi Yaad Aane Lage.