Shayari SMS [Funny Shayari SMS]

Jab Koi Itna Khas Ban Jaye Uske
Bare Me Sochna Ehsas Ban Jaye
To Mang Lena Khuda Se Use
Zindgi Bhar Ke Liye, Isse Pehle Ki
Uski Maa Kisi Aur Ki Saas Ban Jaye.

Julfo Mein Phoolo Ko Saja Ke Aayi
Hai, Chehre Se Dupatta Utha Ke
Aayi Hai, Kisi Ne Pucha Aaj
Badi Khubsurat Lag Rahi Ho, Maine
Kaha Shayad Aaj Naha Ke Aayi Hai.

Collage Ki Galiyo Me Ajeeb Khel Hote
Hai, Class Ke Bahane Dilo Ke Mel
Hote Hai, Notes Ki Jagah Dil
Exchange Hote Hai, Isliye Toh
Har Aashiq Har Saal Fail Hote Hai.

Hont Sukhe Hai Par Ankho Me Nami
Hai, Humare Mobile Me Aapke Sms
Ki Kami Hai, Aapke Intzar
Me Meri Sanse Thami Hai, Khafa
Ho Humse Ya Balance Ki Kami Hai.

Love Ko Life Me Must Hona Chahiye,
Student Ko Love Me Interest
Hona Chahiye, Ashiq Ishq Me
Perfect Hona Chahiye, Ye Bhi
College Mein Subject Hona Chahiye.

Palat Palat Kar Dekhte Reh Gaye
Hum, Unki Zulfo Me Aisa
Khumaar Tha, Saari Khushiya
Badal Gayi Gum Me, Jab Pata
Chala Ki Wo Ladki Nahi Sardar Tha.

To Arz Kiya Hai Ke Yuh Dil Tod Ke
To Na Jaa E Sanam Waha Waha
Ke Yuh Dil Tod Ke To Na Jaa
E Sanam Waha Waha Humare
Yahan Favikivek Nahi Miltha Hai.

Phir Aaj Koi Gazal Tere Naam Na Ho
Jaye, Kahin Likhte Likhte Shaam
Na Ho Jaye, Kar Rahe Hain
Intezaar Teri Mohabbat Ka Isi
Intezaar Me Zindagi Tamam Na Ho Jaye.

To Arzh Kiya Hai Bakri Chadi
Pahaad Pe Waha Waha, Bakri
Chadi Pahaad Pe Waha
Waha Age Kaya Dusre
Rast Se Wasp Niche Utar Gayi.

Tere Aashiqi Ne Bana Diya Mujhe
Ullu, Arz Kiya Hai, Tere Aashiqi
Ne Bana Diya Mujhe Ullu,
Na Tu Mile Na Tera Pyar Mila,
Mila To Bas Babaji Ka Thullu.

Arz Kiya Hai, Gadhi Ko Gadhe
Se Pyar Ho Gya, Gor Farmaiyega
Gadhi Ko Gadhe Se Pyar Ho
Gya, Itna Romantic Sms Padke,
Ek Aur Gadha Tayar Ho Gya.