Shayari SMS [Funny Shayari SMS]

Ye Dariya Bhi Nahi Lekin Samundar Chahiye
Inko, Zara Dekho Nagina Keemati Nilam
Chahiye Inko, Bade Karke Jatan Ladki
Ke Dil Ko Jeet Te Pehle, Fir Uske
Sang Saheli Ka Bhi Number Chahiye Inko...!

Har Taraf Padhai Ka Saya Hai, Kitabo
Me Sukh Kisne Paya Hai, Ladke
Collage Jate Hai Ladki Patane,
Aur Teacher Kehte Hai, Dekho
Ladka Itni Barsaat Me Padne Aaya Hai..

Har Ladki Ke Chehre Pe Ek Nakab Hota
Hain, Nakab Aasiq Ke Liye Azab Hota
Hain, Kabhi Nakab Wali Ladki Ke Peeche
Mat Padna Dosto, Kyonki Har Khoobsurat
Packing Ke Peeche Maal Kharab Hota Hain.

Main Dil Ke Tukdo Ko Fir Se Pahad
Kar Lunga, Tujhe Na Dunga Dobara
Kabad Kar Lunga, Tu Apni Sooch
Mere Baad Tera Kya Hoga, Main
Apni Koi Naa Koi Jugaad Kar Lunga!

Kisi Ka Husn Aakhir Jaan Ka Dushman Ho Bhi
Sakta Hai, Tumhara Pagalkhana Jaane Ka
Yeh Karan Ho Bhi Sakta Hai, Mere Doston
Haseeno Se Zaraa Tum Dur Hi Rehna, Yeh
Angrezi Dawa Hai Reaction Ho Bhi Sakta Hai.!

Apni Mohabat Ka Izhar Karne Wala Hun,
Chitthi Nahi Pyar Karne Wala Hun,
Koi Haseena To Ab Ghas Dalti Hi Nahi,
Koi Haseena To Ab Ghas Dalti Hi Nahi,
Isi Liye Ek Budiya Se Ishq Karne Wala Hun.

Wo Ishq To Karti Hai Par Junoun
Nahi Karti, Wo Katal To Karti Hai
Par Khon Nahi Karti, Is Kadar
Kanjos Hai Mere Chahne Wali, Miss
Call To Karti Hai Par Phone Nahi Karti.

Bewafa Tum Ho To Wafadaar Hum Bhi
Nahi, Besharam Tum Ho To Sharmile
Hum Bhi Nahi, Pyaar Ke Is Mode Par
Aake Kehte Ho Ke Shadishuda Ho, Tho
Kya Hua Darling Kuware Hum Bhi Nahi!

Bechain Bebas Hun, Ye Ishq Ka Junoon
Hai, Har Raat Kat Rahi Hai, Karwat
Badal Badal Ke, Ek Bar Usne Mujhko
Bandar Kaha Tha Yaaron, Kartab
Dikha Raha Hun, Ab Tak Uchal Uchal Ke.

Aap Ki Shakal Ka Andaaz Kuch
Aisa Hai, Kya Kahu Yeh Wakai
Kaisa Hain, Kaun Kehta Hain
Ki Aap Ullu Jaise Hain, Sach To
Ye Hain, Ullu Aapke Jaisa Hain.

Meri Saaso Mein Samaya Bhi Bahut
Lagta Hai, Aur Wahi Shaks, Paraya
Bhi Bahut Lagta Hain, Usse Milne Ki
Tamanna Toh Bahut Hain, Lekin Aane
Jane Mein Kiraya Bhi Bahut Lagta Hain.