Shayari SMS [Funny Shayari SMS]

Sitam Dhane Ki Hadd Hoti Hai,
Kisi Ko Satane Ki Hadd Hoti
Hai, SMS Karne Ki Kabhi Koshish
To Karo SMS Padh Ke Mobile Jeb
Mein Daalne Ki Hadd Hoti Hai.

Jis Din Se Yeh Aayii Haii Laila Mohalle
Me, Chalne Lagii Us Din Se Talwaar
Mohalle Me, Bade Pyar Se Isse
Jheloo Kuch Gham Naa Karo Yaaron, Bin
Tel Ke Chalti Haii Yeh Car Mohalle Me,
Chalne Lagii Us Din Se Talwaar Mohalle Me!

Main Hoon Woh Sandal Kii Jis Pe Teraa Bojh Hai,
Main Single Person Hoon Tum Sab Double Dose Hai,
Kaisa Yeh Dastoor Haii Kaisa Yeh Riwaaj Haii,
Merii Laila Kii Saheliyan Badi Zubaan Daraz Hai,
Badi Dismental Waali Mental Haii Yeh Choriyan,
Akal Se Khaali Banti Gentle Haii Yeh Choriyan.!

Yeh Mascara Lip Gloss Kii Jitni Bahaar Haii,
Joo Ladke Palat Ke Naa Dekhe Toh Bekaar Haii,
Yeh Duniya Haii Bus Stop Ladki Bus Ke Jaisi,
Ruko Paanch Minutenton Me Agli Phir Milegi,
Ladkiyan Bana Ke Bola God Ne Bhi O My God,
Badi Hii Aafat Kii Puriyan Hain Yeh Choriyan!

Haseenao Ki Galiyon Aur Duare Par
Tahelne Se, Gawa Baithe Ga Khuddari
Ishare Par Tahelne Se Utar Talaab
Pyare Bichaa De Jaal Nazaron Ka Koi
Machali Nahi Fasti Kinare Par Tahelne Se.

Julfo Me phulo Ko Saja Ke Aayi Hai,
Chehare Se Dupatta Utha Ke Aayi
Hai, Kisi Ne Puchha Aaj Badi
Khubsurat Lag Rahi Ho, Mane
Kaha Shayad Aaj Naha Ke Aayi Hai.

Humne Unki Tasveer Apne Man Manidir
Mein Saja Li, Unki Yaadein Aapne
Dil Mein Basa Li, Lekin Jub Unhone
Humein Koi Tawazzo Na Di, To
Humne Bhi Unki Chhoti Behen Phasa Li.

Arj Kiya Hai, Dil Diya Tha Jisko Diwani
Samjh Kar, Gor Kijiye Dil Diya Tha
Jisko Diwani Samjh Kar, Kha Gayi
Wo Dil Ko Biryani" Samjh Kar
Ek Aansu Bhi Nhi Chhoda Us Bewafa Ne
Use Bhi Pi Gayi "Nimboo-Pani" Samjh Kar.

Ye Dil Tumhare Pyar Me Hum Haare
Milenge, Makke Di Roti Saag Ke
Chatkare Milenge, Shadi Hui To Ghar
Me Panch Pyaare Milenge, Aur Na
Hui To Sham De Gurdware Milenge.

Chahat Ka Teri Mai Sada Andaza
Rakhunga, Is Dil Ka Khula Har
Ghadi Darwaza Rakhunga, Ye Baat
Kahi Premika Se Sabziwale Ne, Pani
Chidak Chidak Ke Tujhe Taza Rakhunga.

Hamari Raah Me Jab Maut Ka Tufaan
Aayega, Hamare Kaam Aayega To Bas
Imaan Aayega, Hamari Kabar Me Humko
Hi Dene Hain Hisab Apna, Na Sharukh
Khan Aayega Na Too Salman Aayega.