Jokes SMS [Double Meaning SMS]

Sanjay Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 10 years ago

Line marne k 3 tarike.
1.pen se
2. Marker se
3. Pencil se.


Sab ko apne jaisa line
marne wala mat samjho.

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Sanjay Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 10 years ago

Suhagrt Par Husband
kaisa Mehsus Kar Rahi Ho?
Wife
bura Lag Raha He Qki Ab Tak Gsm Thi Koi
Bhi Sim Dal Sakti Thi,
Aaj Se Cdma Ho Gyi 1
Hi Sim Dalna Padega..

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Sanjay Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 10 years ago

Fastest Marriage Proposal Agreement:
.
Boy-
'Khana Banana'
Ata Hai?
?
Girl - Nahi Par...
.
'Banana Khana' Ata Hai...
And They Get Married..

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Sanjay Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 10 years ago

Girls Hostel Ki Light Chali Gayi...
Ek Ladki Ne Electric
Office Mein Phone
Karke Kaha:light Chali Gayi Hai,
Aadmi Bhejo.
Reply:'aadmi Nahi Hai,
Mombatti Se Kaam Chala Lo.''

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Sanjay Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 10 years ago

Kamwali: Malkin Apki Purani
Sari Muje Nahi Chahiye.
Malkin: Q
Kamwali: Apki Sari Pehnne Ke
Bad Sahab Mere Pas
B Nhi Ate Aur Driver Preshan Krta Hai.

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Sanjay Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 10 years ago

Class Me Padhate Hue Medam K
Blouse K 2 Button Khul Gaye,
Ye Dekh Kar 2 Ladke Hasne Lage,
Is Par Madam Boli-
"Chup Hote Ho Ya Nikalu
Bahar 2no Ko".

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