Jokes SMS [Double Meaning SMS]

Line marne k 3 tarike.
1.pen se
2. Marker se
3. Pencil se.


Sab ko apne jaisa line
marne wala mat samjho.

Suhagrt Par Husband
kaisa Mehsus Kar Rahi Ho?
Wife
bura Lag Raha He Qki Ab Tak Gsm Thi Koi
Bhi Sim Dal Sakti Thi,
Aaj Se Cdma Ho Gyi 1
Hi Sim Dalna Padega..

Fastest Marriage Proposal Agreement:
.
Boy-
'Khana Banana'
Ata Hai?
?
Girl - Nahi Par...
.
'Banana Khana' Ata Hai...
And They Get Married..

Girls Hostel Ki Light Chali Gayi...
Ek Ladki Ne Electric
Office Mein Phone
Karke Kaha:light Chali Gayi Hai,
Aadmi Bhejo.
Reply:'aadmi Nahi Hai,
Mombatti Se Kaam Chala Lo.''

Kamwali: Malkin Apki Purani
Sari Muje Nahi Chahiye.
Malkin: Q
Kamwali: Apki Sari Pehnne Ke
Bad Sahab Mere Pas
B Nhi Ate Aur Driver Preshan Krta Hai.

Class Me Padhate Hue Medam K
Blouse K 2 Button Khul Gaye,
Ye Dekh Kar 2 Ladke Hasne Lage,
Is Par Madam Boli-
"Chup Hote Ho Ya Nikalu
Bahar 2no Ko".