Jokes SMS [Double Meaning SMS]

Added 10 years ago

1 Train Me Katrina Without
Ticket Travel Kr Rhi Thi.
Usne Sari Pehni Thi. T.T.
Ne Usse 100 Rs Liye.
Aiswarya Ne Jeans Pehni Thi
Usse 75 Liye.
Karina Ne Skirt Pehni Thi
Usse 50 Liye.
Par Mallika Se Kuch Nai Liya.
Why? ? ? ? ? ? ? Qki
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Uske Pas Ticket Tha.
Soch Badlo Desh Badlega.:....

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Wo Chat Per Aye To Hum
Barish Ki Dua Mangain Ge..
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Suna Hai Wo Geele Kapry Foran
Utar Deti Hai..
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Rassi Se Yaar..
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Apkii Soch Ko B Slaam...

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Pritam Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 10 years ago

Aik Bar Karo Na Plz..

Kisi Ko Pata Nahi Chalenga..

Plz Karo Na..mujhe Acha Lage Ga..

Aik Bar Hamari Dosti Ki

Khatri Kar Do Na Plzz..

Aik Pyara Sa Sms.!!

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Sanjay Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 10 years ago

Light Ki Gair Maujudgi Me
Ghalib Farmaate hai:
Yu Hi Andhere Me Apna
Khada Kar k Soye Hue The
Ghalib,
Koi haramkhor Mombatti
Samaj k Machis Laga Gaya.

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Ek Aisa Video Jise Hum Bina Audio
Ke Bhi Sirf Video Dekh Ke Mazja
Loot Sakte Hai??????
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What Socho Socho!!!!.
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Dirty Mind Go A Little Bit Deep
Dirty Mind Its Mr Bean.

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Sanjay Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 10 years ago

Height Of Double Meaning
After Electi0n Pm Of India
Manmohan Singh Said
"Yeh To Sonia G K Hath Ka Kamal Hai,
Werna Is Umar Mein Mera
Khara Hona Mushkil Tha!"

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Sanjay Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 10 years ago

Ager KUTTAY ko coat pent pehna
dia jae to usay kya kahenge?
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Bewaqoof! Kutta hi kahenge.
Lekin aapne jo socha wo bhi theek hai:)

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Sanjay Posted In Jokes SMS
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Jinke Pass Hai Wo Haat Me
Leke Hilate Hai,
Jinke Pass Nahi Hai Wo Ungali
Dall Ke Hilate Hai...




Bolo Kya?


Tooth Brush.
Lage Rahe...

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Sanjay Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 10 years ago

Pehlay Hath Mein Pakro!.....
Phir Thook Lagao?.....
Phir Seedha Karo??.....
Phir Andar Ghussao???.....
Dekha! Kitna Mushkil Hai
Sui Mein Dhaga Daalna.

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Sanjay Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 10 years ago

E Sulagta Jism,
Ye Kanpkapate Honth,
Ye Thartharata Badan,
Ye Ladkhadati Aawaz
Mujhe
Pehle
Hi
Pata
Tha
Tujhe
Malaria
Hua
Hai...

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Sanjay Posted In Jokes SMS
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A Girl Asked Pappu !!!
Woh Kya Hai Jo Cow Ke
Paas 4 Hai Aur Mere Paas 2 Hai?






Pappu: Legs.
Girl: Woh Kya Hai Jo Tumhari
Paint Ke Andar Hai Aur Meri
Salwar Ke Andar Nahi Hai?





Pappu: Paise.
Girl: Woh Kya Jo Log Din Me Lene
Ke Bajay Raat Me Bistar Pe Lete Hai?





Pappu: Neend.




Girl: Woh Kya Hai Jo Ladki Pahli
Bar Karwate Huye Pain Ki Wajah Se Roti Hai?





Pappu: Kaan Me Chhed,



Moral: Aap Bhi Apni Niyat Pappu Ki
Tarah Saaf Rakhen.

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