Jokes SMS [Double Meaning SMS]

Feeling Bored?
Wondering, What To Do?
Open The Zip!
Enter Your Hands In
Between Your Zip..
Take Out Your...
Book From Your Bag And Study..

Girl: Bas Kro, Kisine Dekh
Liya To,
Boy: Kuch Nahi Hoga Tum Bas
Sidhi Raho, Aur Pura Dikhao,
Thoda Aur Karne Do,
Agar Nahi Dikhayato Mein,
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Fail Ho Jauga....

Have a refresher.
Dudhwala continuously ringing door-bell.
Lady from inside: Bhaiya kitna dabaoge,
Ab bas bhi karo.
Tumse accha to Paperwala hai
Jo chup chap neeche se daal deta haai;;)

Boy: Aap ka naam kya hai?
Girl: Pehan ke bataun ya bol ke?
Boy: Kya matlab?
Girl: PAYAL aur aapka?
Boy: Haath mein dun ya muh mein?
Girl: Matlab?
Boy: Prasad.

Frnd Ke Saath Kro Ya Grlfrnd K Sath,
Room Me Kro Ya Bedroom Me,
Bed Par Kro Ya Fir Sofe Pe,
Din Me Kro Ya Fir Raat Me,
Ground Me Karo Ya Garden Me Kro,
Aakhir Success Hone K Liye
Padhai To Krni Padegi Na.

Boy To Girlfriend:
Meri Us Jagah Hath Lago
Jahan Haddi Na Ho.
Ladki Haste Hue: Chal Fir
Nikaal Bahar,
Pakdu??
Teri Zubaan Ko.

Uff Plzz Plzz Aur Karo
Naaa Dabao Naa, Zara Zor
Se Aisa Karo Apni Shirt
Nikalo Apni Pant Bhi Nikal
Do Meri Saadi Bhi Nikal Do
Ab Zorse Dabao Aur Dabao
Naa Bahut Tight Hai Plz.
Aur Zorse! plz Karo Naa Plz,
Ho Gaya Na Suitcase Bannd.

Kissing At The Top,
Holding At The Middle &
Fire At The Bottom! Do You
Know The Answer? What?
Huh..
Dont Think Dirty..
Its A.. “Cigarette!”

Tujhe Dekh K
Khara Hota Hai
Meri Hasratoon Ka
Minarr......
Wah
Wah
As Jhuk Zara
Main Dal Dun
Tere Gale Mein
Phoolon Ka Haar
Be Positive
Mere Yar...???

Agar Aadhi Raat Ko Aapka
Dil Kare Aur Biwi Ka Mood Na Ho
To
Biwi Ko Tang Na Kare
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Khud Uthkar Apne Hath Se
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Pani Pee Lein!!
Ek Bar Fir Aapki Soch Ko Salaam.

Ek Ladka Aur Ek Ladki Ki
Shaadi Hui..Aap Yakeen Nahi
Karoge Ke Doosrey
Din Hi
Unka Bachaa Hua
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Khana Kharab Ho Gaya..
Fridge Me Nahi Rakha Tha Na !
Apki Soch Ko Mera Slaam