Jokes SMS [CID Jokes SMS]

Pakau shayaari tym !!!!
Disco:- Bar mein kyu hai
Dhamaal...??
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Disco:- Bar mein kyu
hai Dhamaal.....?
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A.C.P bola: Daya , surakshit kaale
mere baal , Vasmol ne kiya
kamaal...:P=D :D =D

Aaj Kal Bacho Ne Padna Chod Diya..
Gor Frmaiye..
Aaj Kal Bacho Ne Padna Chod Diya...
Acp Tha Toilet Me Or
Daya Ne Darwaja Tod Diya...

Jindagi Me Aage Badne Se Yun Na Daro,
Wah
Wah
Jindagi Me Aage Badne Se Yun Na Daro.
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Daya Jaldi Se Us Gaadi Ka Picha Karo.