Jokes SMS [CID Jokes SMS]

Lady: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
Daya: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?
Lady: Haan, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
Abhijeet: Rahul Sach Me Tumhara
Bhai Tha???
Lady: Ha Sir...wo Mera Bhai Tha
Acp: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum Rahul
Ki Behen Ho .... :P

Tumhari Biwi Ki Bahen
Tumhari Sali He


Wah Wa

Tumhari Biwi Ki
Bahen Tumhari Sali He

Wah Wa


Acp Says: Daya Ye Pistol


To Khali Hai.

Swimming Pool Mein
Paani Bohot Gehra Hai



Daya Says- "Sir Lagta
Hai Yeh Aadmi Iss Hotel Mein

Kisi Dusre Naam Se Thehra Hai."

Cricket Ke Saare
Ball Catch Hue...


Cricket Ke Saare
Ball Catch Hue...



Fredricks Kya
Fingerprints Match Hue?

Kutte, Kamine..
Mai Tujhe Nahi Chodunga

Wah Wah! Wah Wah

Kutte Kamine
Mai Tujhe Nahi Chodunga


Daya Bola Sir Ye Mahine
Pagar Kam Mili,
Mai Darwaza Nahi Todunga..

Letest For Cid Fans,
A For Apple
B For Banana Wah Wah!
A For Apple
B For Banana
Kuch Bhi Ho Jaye
Daya Goli Mat Chalana.

Kaun Hai Wo Aadmi
Jisne Yeh Harkat Ki.....
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Kaun Hai Wo Aadmi
Jisne Yeh Harkat Ki.....
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Daya Pata Lagao Ki Yeh
Bandook Ki Goliyan Kisne Khatam Ki.....

Na Bandook Se Maaro,
Na Bomb Se Maaro....

Waah... Waah...


Na Bandook Se Maaro,
Na Bomb Se Maaro....

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Daya, Is Ghar Ka
Chappa Chappa Chaan Maro....

Fedrick Bola Sir
Ladki Badi Rangeen Hai


Gaur Farmaaiye,
Fedrick Bola Sir
Ladki Badi Rangeen Ha





Acp Pradhuman Bola





Fedrick, Ladki To Rangeen
Hai Par Maamla Bada Sangeen Hai

Once Rajnikant Teaches A
Kid How To Open The Door
Without Ringing The Bell ?
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Now That Kid Is Known
As C.i.d Inspector Daya

Nail Paint Lagaya
Jata Hai Nail Main,
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Wah-wah..
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Nail Paint Lagaya
Jata Hai Nail Main,
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Acp- Ab Tum Zindagi Bhar
Sadte Rehna Jail Main.:-d