Jokes SMS [CID Jokes SMS]

Don't Loose Hope If You Aren't
Getting Promotion In Office.
Remember, Pradyumann Is Still
An Acp And Daya Is Still An
Inspector! And That Too,
Even After 17 Years Of Service!

Abhijeet Bola Daya Yeh Ladki
Badi Rangeen Hai Gaur Farmaaiye,
Abhijeet Bola Daya Ladki Badi
Rangeen Ha Daya Bola Abhijeet,
Ladki Toh Rangeen Hai
Par Maamla Bada Sangeen Hai

Good Morning Ke Baad Afternoon
Hua Hai, Good Morning Ke
Baad Afternoon Hua Hai,
Daya Ye Sadharan Maut
Nahi Iska Khoon Hua Hai.

Cid Returns Raat K Pehlu
Me Chand Sitare Chaye He
Raat K Pehlu Me Chand
Sitare Chaye He Madam Darwaja
Kholiye Hum Cid Se Aye Hai.

Ar Se Pehle Me Umeed Kyo
Chhodu Haar Se Pehle Me
Umeed Kyo Chhodu Daya Says
Salary Sabko Milti He
Darwaza Main Hi Kyo Todu??

Raat Ke Pehlu Me Chand Sittare
Chaye He
Wah Wah
Raat Ke Pehlu Me Chand Sittare
Chaye He
Madam Darwaja Kholiye Hum
Cid Se Aaye He

Disco Baar Me Kyu Hai
Dhamaal ? Disco Baar Me
Kyu Hai Dhamaal ?
A.c.p Bola Daya Surakshit
Kaale Mere Baal Vasmol
Ne Kiya Kamaal.

A For Apple B For Banana,
A For Apple B For Banana
A.c.p. Ne Kaha Daya Goli
Mat Chalana.......

Raat Ke Pehlu Me Chand Sittare
Chaye He*
-
Wah Wah
-
Raat Ke Pehlu Me Chand Sittare
Chaye He*
-
Madam Darwaja Kholiye Hum
Cid Sse Aaye He

Why All Hates Cid?
Jus Check It.
Lady: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
Daya: Kya ?? Rahul Tumhara Bhai
Tha ??
.
Lady: Haan, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
Abhijeet: Rahul Sach Me Tumhara
Bhai Tha ??
Lady: Ha Sir...wo Mera Bhai Tha
.
Acp: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum
Rahul Ki Behen Ho ....:P

Cid Ne Sony Se Naata
Jod Liya... Cid Ne
Sony Se Naata Jod Liya...
Jis Room Me Mana Raha
Tha Abhijeet Suhagraat,
Daya Ne Uska Darwaja
Bhi Tod Diya!!!