Jokes SMS [Munna Bhai SMS]

Munna Bhai: Ye Gandhi Bapu Har
Note Me Haste Hi Kyu Rehte Hei ??
Circuit: Simple Hai Bhai, Royenge
To Note Geeela Ho Jayenga Na.

Munna Bhai: Chand Pe Pahla Kadam
Kisne Rakha?
Circiut: Bhai! Niel Armstrom Ne!
Munna Bhai: Aur Dusra?
Circuit- Kya Bhai? Dusra Bhi Usine
Rakha Hoga Na Langda Thodi Tha Wo.

Munna Bhai: Abey Circuit,
Agar Maa Ke Charno Me Jannt
Hoti Hai, To Nani Ke Charno
Me Kya Hoti Hai.
Circuit: Simple Hai Bhai
Nani Ke Charno Me Jannat 2 Hoti Hai.

Munna Bhai: Abey Circuit Agar
Maa Ke Charno Me Jannt Hoti
Hai To Nani Ke Charno Me Kya
Hoti Hai.
Circuit: Simple Hai Bhai Nani
Ke Charno Me Jannat 2 Hoti Hai.

Munna Bhai

Are Circit Yeh Doctor Log
Operation Se Pahle Patient
Ko Behosh Kiyon Karte Hai

Circit

Bhai Bole To Patient
Operaton Sikh Jayega To

Munna Bhai: Circuit, Apun Ko 1
Nurse Se Pyar Ho Gaya He, Love
Letter Me Kya Likhu???
Circuit: Simple Bhai Likhne Ka
"Dear Sister I Love You,
Tumhara Munna Bhai...!!!":-p

Sirkt To Munna Bhai:
Bhai Ek Rikshaw Me Ek Takli
Ourat Beitraily He Use English
Me Kya Kahate H..??

Munnabhai: Simply "Automaticly"

Munna Bhai Aur Circuit Shikar
Per Jate Hai Circuit Ko Ek
Mor Dikhta Hai...
Circuit: Bhai.....mor...mor..''
Munna Bhai Mor Ko Goli Mar Ke
Kehta Hai: ''No More! ''

Professor: Akal Badi Ya Bhais?
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Muna Bhai: Bole To Pahle
Date Of Birth Bata Mamu.

Munna Bhai: Abey Circuit,
Ye Barish Ke Waqt Bijli
Kyu Chamkti Hai.

Circuit: Bhai Bole, Toh
Upper Wala Torch Maar Ke
Dekhta Hoga Ki Kahi Sukha
Toh Nhi Reh Gaya....

Munna Bhai Ke Ghar Ladki Hue.
Circuit- Bhai Ab To Muhale Ke,
Sare Ladke Isko Line Marenge.
Munna- Tu Fikar Mat Kar Re,
Apun Iska Naam Didi Rakhenge.