Jokes SMS [Rajinikanth SMS]

Sanjay Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 10 years ago

Who was the 1st INDIAN to use 4G..
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Har bar Rajinikanth nahi hota yaar
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Ans: It's Anil kapoor.!
aG ,oG, lo G, suno G.

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Sanjay Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 10 years ago

Unbeatable love of Rajinikanth for his GF
Girlfriend: Mera koi picha karta rehta he
Rajinikanth: ok i'll Cut it,
Girlfriend: Hey where is my shadow?

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Sanjay Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 10 years ago

Why does rajnikanth wear sunglasses?
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To protect the sun from his eyes!

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Sanjay Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 10 years ago

1 Bar Narad Ji Ne Kuch Aisa Dekha K Wo Behosh Ho Gaye,,

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Takat Pane K Liye
Hanumanji Rajanikant Chalisa Padh Rahe The..

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Sanjay Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 10 years ago

Once a cobra bit Rajinikanth' leg.
After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

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Sanjay Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 10 years ago

Rajinikanth is a champion in the game
"Hide n' seek" as no one can hide from Rajinikanth.

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Sanjay Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 10 years ago

Rajinikanth is a weapon created by God to
use on doomsday to end the world.

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Sanjay Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 10 years ago

Aliens do indeed exist.
They just know better than to visit a
planet that Rajinikanth is on.

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Dilse Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 10 years ago

Where there is a will, there is a way.
Where there is Rajinikanth,
there is no other way.

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Dilse Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 10 years ago

Rajinikanth doesn't bowl strikes,
he just knocks down one pin and
the other nine faint out of fear.

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Dilse Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 10 years ago

There is no such thing as global warming.
Rajinikanth was feeling cold,
so brought the sun closer to heat the earth up.

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