Jokes SMS [Rajinikanth SMS]

Who was the 1st INDIAN to use 4G..
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Har bar Rajinikanth nahi hota yaar
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Ans: It's Anil kapoor.!
aG ,oG, lo G, suno G.

Unbeatable love of Rajinikanth for his GF
Girlfriend: Mera koi picha karta rehta he
Rajinikanth: ok i'll Cut it,
Girlfriend: Hey where is my shadow?

Why does rajnikanth wear sunglasses?
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To protect the sun from his eyes!

1 Bar Narad Ji Ne Kuch Aisa Dekha K Wo Behosh Ho Gaye,,

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Takat Pane K Liye
Hanumanji Rajanikant Chalisa Padh Rahe The..

Once a cobra bit Rajinikanth' leg.
After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

Rajinikanth is a champion in the game
"Hide n' seek" as no one can hide from Rajinikanth.

Rajinikanth is a weapon created by God to
use on doomsday to end the world.

Aliens do indeed exist.
They just know better than to visit a
planet that Rajinikanth is on.

Where there is a will, there is a way.
Where there is Rajinikanth,
there is no other way.

Rajinikanth doesn't bowl strikes,
he just knocks down one pin and
the other nine faint out of fear.

There is no such thing as global warming.
Rajinikanth was feeling cold,
so brought the sun closer to heat the earth up.