Jokes SMS [Rajinikanth SMS]

Breaking News:
Rajnikanth Purchases Two NANO Cars for
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Skating…!!

Once Rajnikanth
was playing cricket
in the monsoons..
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and
the Rain was
cancelled due to
the Match..!!

There is no theory of evolution.
Just a list of creatures Rajnikant
has allowed to live.

When Rajnikant does a pushup,
he isn’t lifting himself up,
he’s pushing the Earth down.

Barish hui aur bhig gaye hum, wah wah
Barish hui aur bhig gaye hum, wah wah
Are aage kya hua?
Hona kya tha
"RAJNIKANTH"ne phoonk mari aur sukh gaye hum.

Facebook founder Mark Zukerberg hospitalized
with serious injury..
How ??
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Coz Rajnikanth poked him on Facebook.

1ce James Bond shoots a prsn & say
I m Bond, James Bond.
Climax-
Bt d prsn catches d bullet & throws at Bond, n’
Bond dies d prsn says-
I m Kant, Rajnikant.

Why does needle of Magnetic Compass
always point towards North?
Because Rajnikanth lives in the
South and no one can point at him.

English Movies Dubbed in Hindi:
Hurt Locker – Ghayal Tijori
Batman- Ballebaj
She’s the man- Bobby darling
Blood diamond- Khooni Heera
Saw- Dekha
Saw2- Doabara Dekha
Saw3- Phirse Dekha
Saw4- Baar Baar Dekha
Superman,Spiderman,X-men,Hulk etc- Rajnikanth

Once.RAJINIKANTH.and.GOD.were.fighting............
RESULT:Aaaaj.Bhagwaan.uper.hai.......:D:D:D

Darwaja khola to saap nikla,
Darwaja khola to saap nikla,
ACP bola daya ye ANNA HAZARE
To Rajnikanth ka bhi baap nikla.