Jokes SMS [Rajinikanth SMS]

Sanjay Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 10 years ago

Breaking News:
Rajnikanth Purchases Two NANO Cars for
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Skating…!!

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Sanjay Posted In Jokes SMS
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Once Rajnikanth
was playing cricket
in the monsoons..
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and
the Rain was
cancelled due to
the Match..!!

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Sanjay Posted In Jokes SMS
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There is no theory of evolution.
Just a list of creatures Rajnikant
has allowed to live.

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When Rajnikant does a pushup,
he isn’t lifting himself up,
he’s pushing the Earth down.

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Barish hui aur bhig gaye hum, wah wah
Barish hui aur bhig gaye hum, wah wah
Are aage kya hua?
Hona kya tha
"RAJNIKANTH"ne phoonk mari aur sukh gaye hum.

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Facebook founder Mark Zukerberg hospitalized
with serious injury..
How ??
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Coz Rajnikanth poked him on Facebook.

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1ce James Bond shoots a prsn & say
I m Bond, James Bond.
Climax-
Bt d prsn catches d bullet & throws at Bond, n’
Bond dies d prsn says-
I m Kant, Rajnikant.

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Added 10 years ago

Why does needle of Magnetic Compass
always point towards North?
Because Rajnikanth lives in the
South and no one can point at him.

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Added 10 years ago

English Movies Dubbed in Hindi:
Hurt Locker – Ghayal Tijori
Batman- Ballebaj
She’s the man- Bobby darling
Blood diamond- Khooni Heera
Saw- Dekha
Saw2- Doabara Dekha
Saw3- Phirse Dekha
Saw4- Baar Baar Dekha
Superman,Spiderman,X-men,Hulk etc- Rajnikanth

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Once.RAJINIKANTH.and.GOD.were.fighting............
RESULT:Aaaaj.Bhagwaan.uper.hai.......:D:D:D

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Darwaja khola to saap nikla,
Darwaja khola to saap nikla,
ACP bola daya ye ANNA HAZARE
To Rajnikanth ka bhi baap nikla.

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