Jokes SMS [Rajinikanth SMS]

Sanjay Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 10 years ago

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Sanjay Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 10 years ago

Cant beat this one-
Rajnikanth's dog's house
Has a signboard on it, saying..
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Maalik Se Sawdhan. :p

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Sanjay Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 10 years ago

Dis msg is being Sent by Rajnikant
In the Interest of Humanity-

"Guys Plz Stop making Jokes on Me,
Otherwise I will Delete
The forward option!!";)>=)

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Sanjay Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 10 years ago

Rajnikanth Apni Beti Ki Shadi Me Khud DJ Bana.
Aadhe Gante Bad Party Me Ek UFO Utra Or
Alien Nikal Kr Bola Plz Awaj Kam Kr Lijiye
Mere Bete Ka Kal Exam H.

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Sanjay Posted In Jokes SMS
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Aaj subah bohut fogg(dhummas) tha,
Because rajnikant hukka pee raha tha.

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Sanjay Posted In Jokes SMS
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1 Bar Chand Pe 1 Makkhi Dikhai Di.
Nasa K Officers Khush Ho Gaye-
Life On Moon
Life On Moon
Baad Me Pata Chala
Rajnikant Patang Uda Rha Tha..!!!

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Sanjay Posted In Jokes SMS
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Rajnikant & A Girl were
Playing Cards (Teen Patti),
Rajnikant had 3 Ekkas (AAA)
But cud not win, Why?
Bcoz the Girl had 3 Rajnikants.

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Sanjay Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 10 years ago

Can you guess
Why is there lighting all over the world?
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Because
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RAJNIKANTH is practicing cricket !!!
That's all folks!!!

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Sanjay Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 10 years ago

Do U Know Y Their Is Earthquake
In Japan Frequently.
Bcoz Rajnikant Lost His Mobile In
Japan Which Was On Vibration Mode.

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Sanjay Posted In Jokes SMS
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Thank God Kolavari Di was Sung by Rajnikant's
Son-in-LawIf Rajni himself would have
Sungit thenit would have been declared
as National Anthem!!..;-):-D

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Sanjay Posted In Jokes SMS
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Rajnikant On Kbc",-
Amitabhji-
Rajniji Ke Lie Pehla Quistion Pesh Kia Jae...
On Camputer Screen- Can I Use Life Line....?

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