Jokes SMS [Rajinikanth SMS]

Sanjay Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 9 years ago

Rajnikant Ne Robot Film Kyu
Banayi..?
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Kyuki Wo Dikhana Chahta Tha Ke
Aurat Sirf Aadmi Ka Hi Nahi,
Machine Ka Bhi Dimag Kharab Kar
Sakti Hai...

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Added 9 years ago

Facebook's Co Founder
Mark Zuckerberg Was
Hospitalized For A
Serious Injury Sources
Revealed That "Rajnikant
Poked Zuckerberg On Facebook"

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Sonu Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 9 years ago

Rajnikant Creates New Email Id:
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[email protected]
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Hackers Dies..
Virus Cries..
Google Shocks.
Computer Blocks..
Rajnikant Rocks..

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Added 9 years ago

Once Rajnikant Forgot His Toys
In America When He Was Small....
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Now That Place Is Known As
"Disney Land".. :-P

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Added 9 years ago

Rajnikant Ka Mobile Balconi
Se Gir Gya. Rajnikant Niche
Pahuncha To Mobile Nhi Mila?
Kyun?
Kyun Ki Rajnikant Mobile Se
Pehle Niche Pahunch Gya..!!

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Dilse Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 9 years ago

When RAJNIKANT switch on his AC
without closing the door.
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Winter starts in INDIA?

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Sanjay Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 10 years ago

Teacher-
Agar raat me machhar kaate to kya karna chahie?.
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Santa- Chup chaap khujaakar so jana
Chahie qki aap RAJNIKANT to ho nahi
Jo machhar se sorry bulwa
loge..=)) =D

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Sanjay Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 10 years ago

Vo kaun aadmi hai
Jo ek hath se 100 gadi rok shakta hai????
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TRAFFIC POLICE yaar...
Tum bhi na ...
Har bar rajnikant nahi aata..

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Sanjay Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 10 years ago

JAMES BOND comits sucide after
Watching Rajni's Film.
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WHY.?
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Rajni had empty gun,
Villain fired at him;
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He Catches the BULLET puts
It in his gun & kills the villain.:

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Sanjay Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 10 years ago

DHOOM 3
Jhohn, Rhritk and Amir on BIKE
Wid speed of 200km/hr
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Rajanikant overtakes them
Wid Bicycle n says
"Beta Save Fuel Use cycle":)

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Sanjay Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 10 years ago

Why did British leave India in 1947 only?
Because they came to know that
Unka baap RAJNIKANTH was
Going to born in 1948. :p

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