Jokes SMS [Santa Banta SMS]

Santa: Yaar Banta Hamare Beach
Kya Relation Hai?
Banta: Yaar Wahi Jo Besan Or
Pakode Ka Hai.
Santa: Kaise?
Banta: Kyunki Jab Besan Santa Hai
Tabhi To Pakoda Banta Hai.

Santa: Oye!what R U Doing?
Banta: Recording This Baby’s Voice.
Santa: Why?
Banta: When He Grows Up, I Shall
Ask Him What He Meant By This.

Santa: Papa! Shaadi Me Kul
Milakar Kitna Kharch Hota
Hai?
Pita: Pata Nahi Beta, Mai
Abhi Tak Chuka Raha Hu.

Autowala To Santa: Sahab, 100 Rupaye
Ho Gaye. Santa Ne 50 Rupaye Autowale
Ko De Diye.
Autowala: Sahab Ye To Gundagardi Hai,
Meter Ki Hisab Se 100 Rupaye Hue Hai.
Santa: Tu Bhi To Baithkar Aaya Hai,
Tera Kiraya Bhi Kya Mujhe Dena Parega!

Ek Din Santa Ne Apni Premika
Ko Himmat Jutakar Keh Dala
I Love You. Premika (Gusse Se)
Jara Pyar Se Nahi Keh Sakte?
Santa: I Love You Didi!!

Ek Raat Ek Chor Santa Ke
Ghar Me Ghus Gaya Aur
Bola: Sona Kaha Hai? Santa
Neend Mein: Are Yaar,
Pura Ghar Khaali Pada Hai,
Kahi Bhi Jaake Soja..!

Do Ladke Santa Ke Saath
Motorcycle Per Jaa Rahe
They. Policeman Ne Hath
Dikhakar Rok Liya. Santa
Oye! Pehle Hi Teen Baithe
Hain, Ab Tu Kaha Bethega!

Santa Ki Lottery Lagi
Pandit: Kuch God Ko Bhi Do
Santa Ne Saare Note Hawa
Mai Ufa Diye Aur Bola God
Tujhe Jitne Chaiye Rake Le,
Jo Niche Gire Wo Mere :-)

Santa Ne Radio On Keya Par
Radio Nhi Chala. Santa Ne
Radio Ko Khol Ker Deka Uske
Ander Ek Chuha Mara Huwa
Tha Usne Sucha Ke Radio Me
Gane Bala Hi Mar Gya Hai.

Santa Ne Daru Pi Ke Apne Aap
Ko, Aaine Main Dekha Or Bola
Isko To Kahin Dekha Hai
Oye! Yaad Aaya Ye To Wahi
Haramkhor H, Jo Shadi K Album
Me Meri Biwi K Sath Tha..

Biwi Raat Me Kapde Utarte Hue
Tirchi Nazar Se Santa Ke Tarf
Dekhte Hue Boli..
Pata Hai Na Kya Karna Hai.
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Santa: Tere Aisi Ki Taisi, Main
Inti Raat Ko Kapde Nhi Dhounga!